PIC Jesus knocking at door
Sound at the door: Shuffling, muffled sobbing, incompetent doorknob rattling; cries of, “Mama, Ma-maaaaaa.”
Bad Mama: Buuuuut it’s supposed to be my turn to sleep in.
Good Mama: But you’re her mother, her only mother, and they grow up so fast!
Bad Mama: I don’t think it’s going to kill her to go sit on the couch for a few minutes.
Good Mama: But remember the Gospel reading! Whatever you do for the least of my little ones . . . so, wouldn’t you get up if it was Jesus knocking at the door? Wouldn’t you let Him in?
Jesus: Yeah, come on, sheesh.
Bad Mama: Well, Jesus, maybe You should learn how to work the damn doorknob already.
Yeah, yeah, I got up.