Songs on butts, every garden grows one! Oh, Neil Diamond, you always come back to me at just the right times.
Yes, so, speaking of sweaty music, a student at Oklahoma Christian University has transcribed the music that was written on the butt of someone in Hell, which is why you need to stop making fun of people who major in art history.
Here is the butt:
And here is the larger picture by Hieronymous Bosch (“The Garden of Earthly Delights”) which includes many things equally as strange as music written on somebody’s butt in Hell:
PIC Garden of Earthly Delights
And here is how the music sounds when hastily transcribed by someone who didn’t expect everyone on the internet to be listening to it, despite the fact that, duh, it’s butt music from hell:
And here is someone who of course went ahead and arranged that hell butt music for choir, and posted it on his website which has some kind of yellow pony/fox creature for a cursor.
In conclusion, YES, I get paid for this kind of thing.