We promised we’d have a podcast review of Kirk Cameron’s life-changing movie FIREPROOF for Valentine’s Day. And we lied! But we do have it just before midnight on the day after Valentine’s Day, and that’s, you know, fine. The good news is, we said twenty, but it’s actually twenty-seven.
This here is a special free podcast in honor of all men everywhere who struggle with trying to get their salt and pepper shakers separated when some asshole has glued them together.
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I hope you enjoy it more than I enjoyed making this terrible graphic.
UPDATE: I should mention that it has been QUITE SOME TIME since we’ve managed to put out a podcast. We hope to start producing them again before too much longer, and we continue to be grateful to patrons for their support, but I feel the need to disclose what horrendous deadbeats we are at the moment.
The adventures of the hot sauce guy in the toilet would totally earn the title “Fireproof”.
I have about 4 months worth of episodes of your podcast that I’ve decided to finally binge-listen to today. You guys are great. I’m laughing with you while I get things done around the house. Great podcast!
I believe Bobby Lee Duke’s Lollipop Shop is an inside joke referring to a character from Facing the Giants. It’s mildly funny if you’ve seen that. Thanks for the hilarious review; I had friends who loved this movie, and I couldn’t force myself to like it.
“Now I want to go watch porn about submissive wives”
– – – Mr. R, after listening to this podcast