Category: What’s for Supper?

What’s for supper? Vol. 464: I fell into a burning ring of prosciutto

Happy Friday, SUCKERS. How’s the Lenten fasting going? How’s all those lentils and broth treating you? I bet it never even occurred to you that you could spend your entire Lent feasting on the most sumptuous, opulent dishes imaginable! And all it takes is to be a fairly crappy Catholic!

That is the route we took this week. So, sorry about your custody of the eyes and whatnot. 

SATURDAY
Burritos, chips and queso

Friday night, Damien and I zooped away to Vermont and had two entire nights at a rustic cabin at Camp W. It’s a summer camp and adult retreat venue, but they rent out their cabins in the winter, and we snagged a lovely one. This little cabin had electricity and a pellet stove, but no running water. It snowed on and off, and we were nearly alone on the side of the mountain, except for six lively and friendly outdoor cats, and the sound of various wind chimes, and the wind. We ate a lot of candy and listened to music and read our books and did very, very little. 

We did go snowshoeing on Saturday. Snowshoeing is hard, and I was like, why are we doing this thing that makes walking harder? I keep stepping on my own feet! Then I clomped right past a footprint that was about 18 inches down into the snow, and I realized I was clomping along right on top, rather than 18 inches down. So that’s why you do it!

Later, we drove into town and got beef barbacoa burritos at Tito’s Taquieria, and holy cow, that was one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten. 

SUNDAY
Ragu and fettuccine, salad, fresh bread, sorbetto 

Sunday morning, I woke up early in the cabin and thought there was a fire truck outside, casting a red light on the wall. So I got up and stepped outside to investigate, and it was the sunrise!

A really blessed spot. When we were snowshoeing, we found some way more rustic cabins that are part of the summer camp. They are were just three sides of a shed with built-in bunks, and the fourth side is open to the east, except further up the mountain than we were. Imagine waking up to this! It would be life-changing. 

We packed up somewhat reluctantly and had a hair-raising skiddy slide drive down the mountain, and made it to Mass at St. Michael’s church, which was our adopted parish several years ago. Nice to be back. Then we had some breakfast in town, got home and did some whirlwind prep for a visit from my friend, Danielle  McLellan-Bujnak, who is something of a globe-trotter but happened to be in the New England. 

For dinner, Damien made a big pot of his delicious ragu. He more or less follows this recipe, and this time he used veal, pork, and beef. I started some bread dough rising

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and threw together a big salad, and got the bread in the oven just before Danielle came. We snacked on crackers, grapes, and a nice mango cheese from Aldi while Damien finished cooking, and then we had a really lovely meal. Which I took zero pictures of, and also zero pictures of Danielle — which is how you can tell we were having a REALLY interesting conversation. 

And then we collapsed like bunches of broccoli! Quite a weekend! The kids did great. They fed themselves, did their chores, cared for the pets, and got to Mass all on their own. Amazing kids. 

MONDAY
Meatball pizza

Monday I made three pizzas, and Damien and I agreed that meatballs only get better as they age, so I topped one pizza with meatballs from Elijah’s birthday, which was . . . kind of a while ago. Delicious. 

The kids just had cheese pizza, though. Cowards!

TUESDAY
Irish breakfast, banoffee pie

Tuesday was St. Patrick’s day, and everyone in the house except me is Irish, but I think I’m the only only who likes corned beef boiled dinner. So I went with the alternative meal: Irish breakfast, modified. Baked beans, roast mushrooms with parsley, roast tomato halves, bacon, oven fries, fried eggs, and big hunks of toasted bread. It involved a LOT of moving pans in and out of the oven and microwave, but I got it all hot at the same time, and I was proud of that.

Extremely yummy meal.

I made my annual crack about how I don’t now what the Irish were complaining about; seems like the eat really well. No one laughed, which no one ever does, which is why I keep saying it. 

I also, on a whim, made a no-bake banoffee pie, which is not strictly Irish, but it’s pretty popular in Ireland, and it’s something we don’t usually have. I kind of fudged the recipe, and made a graham cracker crust (half a box of graham crackers pulverized and mixed with three tablespoons of sugar and a stick of melted butter, pressed into a pie plate and baked for ten minutes). For the last few minutes of baking the pie shell, I sprinkled some white chocolate chips on the bottom and let them heat up, then took it out of the oven and spread the melted chocolate over the bottom. 

I made a kind of caramel from sweetened condensed milk, brown sugar, and butter heated up slowly in a pan, and then I spread that on top of the crust and stuck it in the fridge for a few hours. Then at dessert time, I cut up a few bananas and spread the pieces on top of the caramel, and whipped up some heavy cream, sugar, and vanilla, and spread that on top of the bananas. 

It was . . . not beautiful. The pictures I took honestly made it look gross, so I’ll skip those. It was pretty good! Insanely sweet, of course. The kids said they’d rather have just plain banana cream pie going forward, and that can definitely be arranged. 

Looking at the calendar, I see we had a meeting with the school in the morning (and while we were there, got a phone call informing us that we had forgotten another meeting somewhere else at the same time, whoops) and then the kids were supposed to do a “wax museum” history project in the evening, so no wonder I was a bit stressed about getting that cooking done. As it turned out, the kids were too sick to go out anyway. Everyone has been taking turns getting sick and then re-sick this week. Late winter’s last revenge, I guess. 

WEDNESDAY
Bossam, rice, roast broccoli and cauliflower 

Wednesday I sadly realized I had forgotten to dry brine the pork the night before, so we couldn’t really have proper bossam. I had a pork loin rather than a shoulder anyway, so I was already treading on thin ice with this dish. I skulked around for a different recipe, couldn’t find the hoisin sauce, got mad and took apart the entire refrigerator and scrubbed the whole thing out and yelled at everybody, and decided we’d just go ahead and have second rate bo ssam for dinner.

So I let the meat brine in salt and sugar for a few hours, anyway, and then started cooking it in the early afternoon. I cut it into pieces, thinking maybe increasing the surface area would  . . . something something, I don’t know. Then I cooked some rice on the stovetop, because my Instant Pot briefly started working again but then I dropped it, and now it definitely doesn’t work. I found some broccoli and cauliflower in the back of the fridge and cut it up, tossed it with olive oil, sesame oil, salt, and garlic powder, and roasted it. It came out looking like it had seen God

and it tasted pretty okay. By which I mean some of the kids picked out the broccoli and ate that, and I had a giant bowl of both so I could ride the fart train all night, not that I need any help with that. 

The meat turned out, eh, fine. The magic of salt and sugar, not to mention an additional splash of brown sugar, cider vinegar, and sea salt toward the end, went a long way for the outside of it 

but it was, unsurprisingly, quite dry. Oh well, it was a hot meal with a protein, a starch, and a veg. 

Somehow we survived. 

THURSDAY
Suppli, ragu and fettucine, salad and olives, prosciutto bread, zeppole de san giuseppe 

St. Joseph’s day! St. Joseph is our family’s patron, and even though I’m a little fuzzy on how the Italians got involved, we always have a big Italian meal on his day. I was, frankly, exhausted, and did not have the energy to put together a fancy antipasto plate like I usually do. We had tons of pasta, ragu, and salad in the house, and Lucy had a half day, so she made her yummy suppli (arancini). 

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I did want to make zeppole, though, because I LIKE zeppole. They’re so fancy and cute, and actually quite easy to make, although there are a lot of steps. I use this recipe from Sip and Feast, which is a baked version, rather than fried. First you make a choux dough, which comes together very easily. Then you pipe a disc with a ring on top for each pastry, and bake them. 

I wish I had left them in the oven for another 2-3 minutes, but I was so afraid of burning them! So they were the tiniest bit damp in the very middle, oh well.

Anyway then you make the custard filling, which is simple but requires a lot of stirring. You chill it, and then fill the pastries with a piping bag. I do it by cutting the tops off, filling the inside like a sandwich, putting the top back on, and then adding a little extra bloop of custard on top. Then you sift powdered sugar over the top, add a cherry, and there they are. 

I think I could have made the custard a little thicker and it would have piped prettier, but they were quite nice as is. I used duck eggs for the first time this year, and they are so rich and bright! 

Oh! Speaking of ducks, I took this picture on Thursday morning. 

Doesn’t look like much, but it’s exciting because (a) this is the first time the snow has melted enough so they can get out of their little pen. Which is nice for them, and really nice for us, because now we don’t have to lug water for them. They can go get it themselves.

But the MAIN (b) thing is that there are five ducks here. One of them (we think it was Tulip, but we’ve kind of lost track) went missing last Wednesday. We’ve been hearing coyotes, so we sadly assumed she had been eaten up. But on Thursday morning, she turned up again, hollering loudly to be let in! Where was she for six days? How did she, who can barely walk across the yard without stepping on her own feet, survive on her own all that time, especially when there was a heavy snow cover and nothing to forage? No idea! But we have five ducks again, and we are very happy. 

Oh I forgot, I also decided to make a prosciutto bread for St. Joseph’s day — also a Sip and Feast recipe. This one was delivered straight into my inbox, so I was powerless. The only hitch is, I didn’t read the recipe ahead of time, of course not, so I was happily mixing the dough when I came across the words “Refrigerate for at least 12 hours, but ideally 24 hours before using.”

Ah, well.

I refrigerated it for four hours and told it to just do its best, which it did. 

The recipe is fairly adaptable, regarding what kind of meat and cheese you stuff it with. What I had was a package of stuff from Aldi

plus some decent provolone. So I chopped all that up, peppered the dough good, and pressed in the meat and cheese and sloshed some olive oil over it

because the recipe called for pancetta, plus some of the rendered fat. Honestly I had mostly abandoned the recipe by this point. Anyway I rolled it up. You’re supposed to just make a tube, but for some reason I made a spiral, like a cinnamon bun. Then I twisted it, like you’re supposed to, and then I set it to rise again, and then brushed it with yet more duck egg, and baked it. 

It was looking very likely! But it was a little disappointing when I cut it open. I think the spiral rolling was a mistake, and that limited how much the bread could puff while it baked. Although honestly, it had such an abbreviated time to rise, that was probably the main issue. And the extra olive oil probably didn’t help. Anyway, it was rather DENSE inside. 

It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t super bready! Honestly I would have gone bananas over this when I was a kid, but Damien and I are the only ones who even tried it, so I probably won’t go to any lengths to make it a second time and try to correct my mistakes. 

Anyway it was quite a yummy meal altogether. 

Lucy’s suppli were delicious, and I set out some olives I found, and the ragu had of course only improved with time. 

We managed to say the litany to St. Joseph in the evening, so the day wasn’t ENTIRELY about carbs, and that was that. Best patron ever. 

FRIDAY
Grilled cheese, tomato soup 

Last night I fell asleep at about 8:30, and didn’t wake up until almost 9 this morning. The kids have no school for various reasons, and we have teacher conferences and then adoration this afternoon, and grilled cheese and canned soup sounds like about the right speed. If we can make it through the next week without any feast days, I think we’ll be okay. 

Although while I was looking for the link for the prosciutto bread recipe, I saw a recipe for pizza rustica, and oof. It looks so good. I feel like we had it a few times when I was little, and maybe I’ve been wanting it ever since. It’s also possible my brain is struggling through Cheese Overload and am not thinking clearly. Stay tuned, I guess. 

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French bread

Makes four long loaves. You can make the dough in one batch in a standard-sized standing mixer bowl if you are careful!

I have a hard time getting the water temperature right for yeast. One thing to know is if your water is too cool, the yeast will proof eventually; it will just take longer. So if you're nervous, err on the side of coolness.

Ingredients

  • 4-1/2 cups warm water
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 2 Tbsp active dry yeast
  • 5 tsp salt
  • 1/4 cup olive or canola oil
  • 10-12 cups flour
  • butter for greasing the pan (can also use parchment paper) and for running over the hot bread (optional)
  • corn meal for sprinkling on pan (optional)

Instructions

  1. In the bowl of a standing mixer, put the warm water, and mix in the sugar and yeast until dissolved. Let stand at least five minutes until it foams a bit. If the water is too cool, it's okay; it will just take longer.

  2. Fit on the dough hook and add the salt, oil, and six of the cups of flour. Add the flour gradually, so it doesn't spurt all over the place. Mix and low and then medium speed. Gradually add more flour, one cup at a time, until the dough is smooth and comes away from the side of the bowl as you mix. It should be tender but not sticky.

  3. Lightly grease a bowl and put the dough ball in it. Cover with a damp towel or lightly cover with plastic wrap and set in a warm place to rise for about an hour, until it's about double in size.

  4. Flour a working surface. Divide the dough into four balls. Taking one at a time, roll, pat, and/or stretch it out until it's a rough rectangle about 9x13" (a little bigger than a piece of looseleaf paper).

  5. Roll the long side of the dough up into a long cylinder and pinch the seam shut, and pinch the ends, so it stays rolled up. It doesn't have to be super tight, but you don't want a ton of air trapped in it.

  6. Butter some large pans. Sprinkle them with cornmeal if you like. You can also line them with parchment paper. Lay the loaves on the pans.

  7. Cover them with damp cloths or plastic wrap again and set to rise in a warm place again, until they come close to double in size. Preheat the oven to 375.

  8. Give each loaf several deep, diagonal slashes with a sharp knife. This will allow the loaves to rise without exploding. Put the pans in the oven and throw some ice cubes in the bottom of the oven, or spray some water in with a mister, and close the oven quickly, to give the bread a nice crust.

  9. Bake 25 minutes or more until the crust is golden. One pan may need to bake a few minutes longer.

  10. Run some butter over the crust of the hot bread if you like, to make it shiny and even yummier.

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Suppli (or Arancini)

Breaded, deep fried balls of risotto with a center of melted mozzarella. 
Make the risotto first and leave time to refrigerate the suppli before deep frying. 

Ingredients

  • 12 cups chicken stock
  • 8 + 8 Tbs butter
  • 1 cup finely chopped onions
  • 4 cups raw rice
  • 1 cup dry white wine
  • 1 cup grated parmesan cheese

To make suppli out of the risotto:

  • risotto
  • 1 beaten egg FOR EACH CUP OF RISOTTO
  • bread crumbs or panko bread crumbs
  • plenty of oil for frying
  • mozzarella in one-inch cubes (I use about a pound of cheese per 24 suppli)

Instructions

  1. Makes enough risotto for 24+ suppli the size of goose eggs.


    Set chicken stock to simmer in a pot.

    In a large pan, melt 8 Tbs. of the butter, and cook onions slowly until soft but not brown.

    Stir in raw rice and cook 7-8 minutes or more, stirring, until the grains glisten and are opaque.

    Pour in the wine and boil until wine is absorbed.

    Add 4 cups of simmering stock and cook uncovered, stirring occasionally until the liquid is almost absorbed.

    Add 4 more cups of stock and cook until absorbed.

    If the rice is not tender by this point, keep adding cups of stock until it is tender. You really want the rice to expand and become creamy.

    When rice is done, gently stir in the other 8 Tbs of butter and the grated cheese with a fork.

  2. This risotto is wonderful to eat on its own, but if you want to make suppli out of it, read on!

  3. TO MAKE THE SUPPLI:

    Beat the eggs and gently mix them into the risotto.


    Scoop up about 1/4 cup risotto mixture. Press a cube of mozzarella. Top with another 1/4 cup scoop of risotto. Roll and form an egg shape with your hands.


    Roll and coat each risotto ball in bread crumbs and lay in pan to refrigerate. 


    Chill for at least an hour to make the balls hold together when you fry them.


    Put enough oil in pan to submerge the suppli. Heat slowly until it's bubbling nicely, but not so hot that it's smoking. It's the right temperature when little bubbles form on a wooden spoon submerged in the oil. 


    Preheat the oven if you are making a large batch, and put a paper-lined pan in the oven.


    Carefully lower suppli into the oil. Don't crowd them! Just do a few at a time. Let them fry for a few minutes and gently dislodge them from the bottom. Turn once if necessary. They should be golden brown all over. 


    Carefully remove the suppli from the oil with a slotted spoon and eat immediately, or keep them warm in the oven. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 463: Wiggly eggs and other perverse urges

Happy Friday! We’ve had kind of a nutty week that I can only describe as RIFE WITH INTERPERSONAL COMPLEXITY. By which I mean I’ve changed my mind, and from now on I’m going to clean school buses for a living, and raise mushrooms instead of children, and possibly stop speaking entirely, like . . . 

Well, I couldn’t think of a good example, so I googled “vow of silence who took” and this is the first result that popped up:

And now I feel better! Also we’ve had ABOVE FREEZING TEMPS all week, and dang, it’s nice. Water flowing, grass showing, fewer ice patches, more mud puddles. Good stuff. 

Okay, here’s what we ate this week: 

SATURDAY
Pretty luxurious leftovers

Look at this! 

Leftovers get a bad rap, but that’s just because they haven’t had Saturday night at my house. I wish there were, like, some hungry seminarians who lived next door or something. Or maybe we should buy a goat. 

SUNDAY
Meatball subs, curly fries, birthday cake

Sunday we celebrated a birthday, and the kid in question requested meatball subs, curly fries, and a chocolate cake with Kit Kats and Reece’s Peanut Butter cups, and not too much frosting. 

I made the meatballs with ground beef and ground pork, eggs, panko bread crumbs, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, and Worcestershire sauce, and cooked them on a rack in a hot oven, then transferred them to the crock pot with jarred sauce. 

I did a three-layer box cake, but made the frosting from scratch. I creamed together 1.5 sticks of butter and 4.5 cups of powdered sugar, then a little salt and three ounces of melted, unsweetened chocolate. Then I just added milk until it was the consistency I wanted. 

The cake turned out . . . fancy! 

The design on top is the logo he uses to sign his artwork. 

Twenty-two candles, and it was a hit. 

The kids were trying to work out how many birthday cakes I have made over the years, and I really don’t know. Ten kids, and the oldest is 27, so you can work out that formula; except some of them had multiple cakes in a year, and occasionally they would request tiramisu or something instead. Anyway, it’s a number that’s so high, you’d think I’d be better at decorating by now! I always give it my all, anyway. Never an unenthusiastic effort; this is my pledge. 

MONDAY
Chicken ranch wraps, chips, raw vegetables

Just chicken tenders on tortillas with shredded lettuce, shredded pepper jack cheese, and ranch dressing. I actually love this and would make it every week if I could get away with it. I love wraps of all kinds. 

I am working on increasing my vegetable consumption. I’ve been serving big platter of raw veggies early in the week, and then I will have them ready to snack on for the rest of the week, and I have actually been doing it. I don’t even have any illusions of losing weight at this point; it’s just a matter of self respect. Hard to respect self that is coated in orange cheez dust. 

TUESDAY
Chicken biryani, naan

I had four big chicken leg quarters that were on sale, and I really never know what else to make with them besides chicken biryani, which Damien and I happen to love. They get seasoned and then seared. 

Then you take the meat out of the pan and start building up the rest of it: First ginger and onions, then your spices, then the raw rice, plus cinnamon sticks, bay leaves, and blond raisins. 

I have begun to play pretty fast and loose with the seasonings, but I more or less followed this recipe, except that after I put the meat back in and add the broth, I immediately move it all to the slow cooker, and let it cook all day. That is the only way I’ve ever been able to actually get the rice completely cooked. 

Before I left for the afternoon drive, I made a double recipe of naan dough from King Arthur, except I was out of yogurt so I used sour cream.  I make a double recipe, which should make 16 pieces, but I only make eight, so they come out nice and big. 

Doesn’t look big here, but this pan is huge. 

I keep a wet cloth ready and wipe the burnt flour out of the pan in between frying each piece, and they turned out yummy. Nice buttery taste, and chewy but not tough on the inside, with a little crispness on the edge. Brushing them with melted butter at the end really makes them special. 

I served it all with mint chutney, and some cilantro and some almonds that I pretty much burnt, but it was really tasty meal. I burnt the almonds because I made them in the oven and they burn REALLY fast. Next time, I’ll go back to toasting them in the microwave like I usually do. Although the microwave has reverted to one of its old habits of turning on any time the door is closed, so I get nervous using it, wondering if the next trick is going to involve flames or what (there is always a next trick with our appliances. They can’t just die quietly; they have to be on fire). 

WEDNESDAY
Spicy chicken soup with corn chips and guacamole

Wednesday I had about six chicken drumsticks I forgot to cook last week, and the original plan was chicken tortilla soup, but that calls for chicken breast, which I think is an inferior chicken part for soup anyway. So I roasted the drumsticks with oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, cumin, and chili powder and pulled the meat off. 

Then I started throwing stuff in the food processor to make the soup base. I put in two onions, 6 cloves of garlic, a jalapeño, a bunch of cilantro, and about a pound of tomatoes. I whirred that to a pulp, then cooked it in the pot in hot oil to thicken for about ten minutes. Then I put the meat back in and added a bunch of chicken broth. 

The recipe I usually use calls for chiles and adobo sauce and tortilla strips, but I realized I’m really the only one who likes tortilla soup anyway. I offered to the kids that I could make crunchy chili lime tortilla strips, or corn muffins, or even quesadillas, but they didn’t want any of that. So I made a nice bowl of guacamole

and served the soup along with some of those oversized “street corn” corn chips from Aldi, with a little sour cream and cilantro on top of the soup, and it was a highly delicious and nourishing meal. 

The soup was thick and very spicy, and I liked the corn chips much better than tortilla strips. I might have also added some corn and/or beans to the soup if it were just for me, but it was really good as it was. Also I couldn’t find the can opener. 

In situations like this, where the kids just do not want any part of dinner, they generally just go fix themselves whatever they want. They’re all old enough to cook, and they have some general idea that protein=good. Often this means they make omelettes, which is great; but sadly, on this day, what they all wanted was things in cans, and the can opener had really gone thoroughly missing. They were all mad at me about this, for some reason, even though I, too, frequently wish to open cans, and had not hidden the can opener for my own perverse reasons. Anyway,  I guess they all found something, and I have gotten so much better about not caring what they eat, and I enjoyed my soup and guacamole! We did have some bleeding when one kid tried to open a can of Spagehtti-o’s using the stabbing method, but it wasn’t a deep cut, and we did have bandaids in the house for once. Maybe next week, I’ll just serve bandaids. Bandaid omelettes. 

Now that I think of it, I think I actually made the soup on Tuesday, while I was making the biryani, because I knew I was going to be busy the rest of the week. I remember people coming in and asking what was cooking, because it smelled like so MANY kinds of things. 

THURSDAY
Chef’s salad, fresh bread

Thursday I had some apprehension about the meal I had planned. I talk big about not caring about what the kids eat, but obviously I actually care deeply. However, I have to balance food the kids enjoy with food I have time to make and food that isn’t outrageously unhealthy and food we can actually afford in This Golden Age of America, and it’s not always obvious what to make. So I was starting to have my doubts about the chef’s salad. 

Again, to me, this is a pleasant and yummy meal that I’d be happy to eat every other day. I did my best to present it in an attractive way. I even cut the hard boiled eggs with a special wiggly cutter!

Isn’t that cute? There’s a big bowl of greens in the back. Two kinds of cheese, two kinds of meat, cute li’l grape tomatoes. I would have gone ape over this when I was a kid. I even put out some of those crunchy onions that come in a can.

But I still thought maybe it needed to be bulked up a little, qua a meal. So I made some bread, following the King Arthur hearth bread recipe, which is apparently an old classic, but which I have never made before. It was going great, but I started it at the wrong time, and ended up leaving it for the second rise for way, way too long while I was driving around. So by the time I baked it, the loaves had overinflated and then slumped pretty badly. I baked them anyway, and you know what? It was nice bread!

Wonderfully crackly outside and soft and chewy inside. I was pleased, and will definitely make this again, just timed better. I liked the whole meal. 

And I got my dang vegetables. I also got a new can opener, and I’m pretty sure some people had Spaghetti-o’s for supper.  

You know what, though, these kids do like bread with all kinds of nuts and seeds and stuff in it, and I bet this hearth bread can be adapted pretty easily that way. I’m enjoying the novelty of just making single recipes of things, these days. I’m starting to realize how much my cooking has been affected by quantity. Like, there are meals that seem incredibly laborious and/or expensive to me, but that’s because I was serving twelve for so many years. It now feels very freeing to just . . . follow the recipe, as written. It feels like cheating!

FRIDAY
Pizza

Just regular pizza, no tricks!  And Damien and I are planning to be very kind and gentle with ourselves this weekend. It’s been a hell of a year, honestly, and that goes for just about everyone I know. I would bake you all some nice bread if I could.

Anyway, spring is coming, birds are returning, snow is melting, can opener is with us again. I think we’re gonna make it. Poopsmith out! 

What’s for supper? Vol. 461: You can certainly try

Happy Friday! The kids have been on February vacation this week, and we’ve been surprisingly busy with various activities, parties, unavoidable whatnot, and of course snow. Snow snow snow. And food. Here’s what we had: 

SATURDAY
Leftovers

Just a regular shopping day, with regular leftovers, supplemented by taquitos. I was pretty happy to have leftover vindaloo and rice from last week. 

When I went shopping whole chickens had been advertised @99 cents a pound, but when I got to the store, there was only one small bird left. I asked the meat guy if he had any more in back, and he said they had all gotten snapped up by people hysterical about the coming snow. So we complained a bit about people who live in New England but still get hysterical every time there’s snow in the forecast, and I guess he was so enchanted by my kvetching that he wanted to do me a favor, so he grabbed a big organic chicken and went out back, and when he brought it back, it was labelled 99 cents a pound. Score! I was only recreationally kvetiching, but it’s nice when it pays off sometimes. 

SUNDAY
Chicken ranch wraps, Storitos

Sunday after Mass, I ended up going on a bit of a wild goose chase. The original plan was that Damien and I would have a lovely Old Parents’ Day Out, toddle up to Brattleboro and visit the restored camera shop, get some tasty lunch from a Greek food truck, and stop by the convenience store that I’ve been told has a good selection of bulk Indian spices.

But poor Damien was sick and exhausted, so I went by myself, got sneered at by fancy camera people, was fairly grossed out by the spice store that was overpriced, grimy, and didn’t even have cardamom, and belatedly realized that ONCE AGAIN, I’d fallen for the old hippie trap. This town always promises it’s going to be a funky and whimsical hodgepodge of quirky graffiti, multi-culti eateries, and cozy used book stores. Just, you know, fondly preserved architecture all layered in jubilant palimpsest with glassy art galleries and fanciful urban updates. It always seems like it’s gonna be such a good time.

In reality, it’s all glum homeless men shuffling down the sidewalks and artsy people who don’t have time for you. And that is pretty much it. All the graffiti has been copied off Etsy, and instead of normal air, it’s just pot smoke, absolutely everywhere. SO much pot smoke. Bleh. The hippie trap! I fell for it again. I did meet a nice dog, though. 

Anyway, determined to at least get my money’s worth from the parking meter, I sat in my car with the seat warmer on and prowled through Facebook marketplace until I found a Polaroid camera, and drove off to get that. Nearly four hours later, I finally got home with the dang camera, and oops, I forgot one kid had a thing at the library, so we had to go right out again. But have I mentioned the car has seat warmers? Actually both cars do, but my car has been humbly waiting under the snow for a new fuel pump.

Seat warmers is one of those things that felt like unthinkably futuristic luxury to me when I was growing up. Finding out a friend’s mom had seat warmers was like finding out they were secretly a rajah or something. That, and skylights, and built-in microwaves, and the Barbie Dream house with the little hot tub that has a rubber bulb and, when you squeeze it, it makes bubbles in the water. I also had one friend who had a split level home with carpeted stairs, and I always felt like I was stepping into an alternate reality where everyone is a billionaire. Like, WHAT, you don’t have to open the front door by ramming it with your shoulder, and then immediately trip over a wood stove that’s draped with wet mittens? Instead you have some kind of FOYER? And a LIGHTED DOORBELL? With BOSTON FERNS? I was living amongst sultans, emperors, dwellers in a sumptuary futuristic wonderland. My friend Dena even had a waterbed!????!!!!

Anyway, if you are wondering if my new HRT is making my brain work better, no. However, sometimes when I gabble on and on about pointless things, people give me a chicken, so write that down.

Anyway, on Sunday, only a small group was home for dinner, so I just roasted up some chicken breasts and served them on wraps with lettuce, shredded cheese, and ranch dressing. I also got a cheesecake order and made a cheesecake. And that was that. 

MONDAY
Ina Garten roast chicken, steamed broccoli

Chicken time! I went with Ina Garten’s lovely, easy recipe, skipping the thyme and fennel. So basically plenty of butter, kosher salt, and pepper, and you stick some entire heads of garlic and lemons up in there, throw some vegetables around, and roast it without even touching it or basting or anything. It’s SO easy, tasty, and juicy, and comes out well every single time. 

While the chickens were resting, I steamed up a bunch of broccoli, and it was a yummy meal. 

I pulled out some of the garlic, because I like eating garlic, and weirdly it had turned blue in spots? I have no idea what that’s about. I did eat it. 

I think it was Monday that we got the first big snow dump of the week. This is snow that fell on top of several feet of previous snow, and we’re all kind of over it. Because we live on the highway, our road always gets plowed, so we weren’t stuck in our homes like some people, though! Some of my family in Rhode Island, who got way more snow than we did, had to manually shovel little tracks thrugh their streets so they could leave their homes! And they are vegetarians, so no one even gave them a reduced chicken. 

TUESDAY
Kielbasa, brussels sprouts, red potatoes

Tuesday, Corrie and I went out to buy party supplies. We went to uhhhh five stores. She’s crazy, I’m crazy, I don’t know. Anyway, we got the party supplies and got home and two of the kids were like, when are we leaving? For indeed I had forgotten I said I would get them to a thing and also another thing, I forget what. So we did that, with seat warmers. And eventually came home again. 

Dinner was a sheet pan meal of kielbasa, red potatoes, and brussels sprouts. This is a fairly divisive meal in the family. Some people are bananas for it, and some find it repulsive. So I split the difference and make it whenever I want to, but feel bad about it. I, myself, am in the bananas column, though. It’s so beautifully simple, and so beautifully salty. Here’s the recipe: 

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This recipe actually calls for cabbage, but you can just swap in brussels sprouts cut in half, and it’s even easier. You cook it for a while, then slop on the sauce and cook it a little longer, and boom, hot meal with a protein, a starch, and a green veg.

This is a meal that cries out for some kind of hot, chewy bread, like beer bread or hot pretzels, but I felt accomplished enough to have made dinner at all.

Yum. 

The older kids helped Corrie make her desired ice cream pies for Wednesday. It was a bespoke amalgamation of graham cracker crust, black raspberry ice cream, mint chocolate chip ice cream, twin snakes (which are gummy worms with two flavors, or something), and Skittles, all frozen together. 

Oh and I made the piñata, which was supposed to be a dragon egg shape. The kids basically grabbed me by the shoulders and made me repeat the words “there is no earthly reason to get papier mache involved.” So I just cut two ovals out of cardboard and attached their edges together with more cardboard (so basically an oval box), and then taped brown and gold scale shapes all over it, and everyone agreed it was a very fine dragon egg piñata indeed. Lucy and Irene mercifully agreed to make the desired treasure hunt, so I was off the hook for that. 

WEDNESDAY
BLTs, Pringles, ice cream pie

Wednesday was Corrie’s Actual Birthday, and also I got another cheesecake order, and also I had a rather intense interpersonal meeting, and then spent the rest of the day cleaning (?) I think? It’s a duck blur. But Corrie had requested BLTs for her birthday dinner, and no one was mad about that.

Clara came over, Corrie loved all her presents, and we had a good day. Lucy and Irene were away in Boston seeing Conan Gray, and I have been reliably informed that he did, indeed, wear his little sailor suit. 

We got more heavy snow, but the kids were spending the night in Boston, so I was glad they weren’t on the road. I’ve been spending about half my time in migraine town (thanks so much for that, Anthem/Blue Cross Blue Shield), and honestly even looking at the snow was more than I could handle much of the week. I mean everyone feels that way at this point. We better not have a drought this summer! 

THURSDAY
Calzones, fruit, birthday cake

Thursday was the party. The original plan was to invite lots of people for the party, then allow a select few to stay for a sleepover. But February vacation is a tough time to throw a party, because many people were sick or away on trips; and it turns out people don’t really do sleepovers anymore? Which I absolutely see the sense of.

So three kids came over and had a stay-late, or, I forget what it’s called. But they had their party and then stayed on to have dinner and have the FUN part of the sleepover, which is lying around drinking soda and eating candy, running around and yacking and getting into little fights while your parents hide in the other room. But nobody had to have a miserable night being too cold or too hot on someone’s floor, and no parents had to worry that their kids were in a house full of guns and vicious animals and sex offenders. So the guests stayed until about 11 and then went home, and it worked out great. 

It was a vaguely Dungeons & Dragons-themed party, but I never did work up any enthusiasm for imaginative snacks or decorations. Luckily Corrie had plenty of ideas. She made fancy labels, and the snacks were: Bugles (dragon claws), candy robin eggs (dragon eggs), punch (dragon blood), ginger ale (ale) and root beer (beer). The original plan was to twist brown packing paper into vines and transform the house into . . . I don’t even now what, an underground cavern with vines or something. But I was so tired, so we just taped up some gold foil tablecloths from the Dollar Store, and voila, it looked Different And Fancy. Good enough. 

The treasure hunt was set up so that the pinata was the prize at the end. I couldn’t find a baseball bat for the pinata, but a candle stick worked fine

I had been so proud of myself for remembering to reinforce the cardboard around the hanging part, so it didn’t immediately rip itself apart under its own weight and fall down. But instead, the zip tie it was hanging from broke, and it fell anyway. Luckily, these girls like stomping on things

so they got their candy! 

Dinner was calzones, which, happily, all the guests liked. I made twelve. 

They look dumb with the little food label on top, but I don’t know how else to keep them straight. Mine was olive, with a little ramekin of warm sauce, yum. 

Anyway, the kids are old enough that they entertained themselves, and I was just on standby. The one thing I did spend a lot of time on was the cake. She had initially requested a Kuo-toa cake, which I was not enthusiastic about. But we eventually settled on a D20 cake. For reasons I can’t explain, I persuaded her to let me try to make it three dimensional, rather than just piping a design on top of a flat cake. 

So I actually baked the cake on Wednesday. I used two hexagonal pans in different sizes, and put one on top of the other, then cut the top layer in angles. 

Then I just sat there staring at it for a really, really long time, trying to figure out what the hell I was going to do next. 

I ended up carving up the scraps and building up the angled edges into equilateral triangles that reached the edge of the bottom layer. 

Then I sat there staring at it for a really long time again. I made some marks with a knife, and also some chalk, which, chalk is edible, right? Anyway, my kids have all eaten a lot of chalk.

Then I just did a bunch more carving and shaving and piecing together, and I mixed up a big bowl of very thick frosting (butter, powdered sugar, vanilla, and milk) and basically spackled it all together. I came up with something that looked . . . convincingly geometric. 

 

At this point I realized that, for the result I was likely to get, I could have made things a lot easier on myself. If I had this to do again, I would bake a dome cake plus a large sheet pan of cake, and then cut the sheet into a bunch of equilateral triangles, then cut the dome into facets and stick the triangles on it. But my specialty is learning on the fly about things I hope never to do again.

Anyway, I ended up with this

and then piped the thick frosting into the cracks until it become one continuous surface. Then I stuck my finger in a cup of milk and smoothed the frosting out as best I could. I don’t usually bother with a crumb coat, but I had cut this cake up so much, it was half crumb at this point.

I also wanted to make the different planes of the shape more pronounced, because what I had was less of a icosahedron and more of a really bumpy hexagon. ANYWAY, I ended up with this:

So I jammed this in the fridge to chill and harden up a bit. This was on Wednesday. 

On Thursday, Corrie and I made our very first mirror glaze. I kept finding recipes with ingredients I have never even heard of, so I went with this recipe from Chelsweets. It only has five ingredients: White chocolate, sweetened condensed milk, unflavored gelatin, sugar, and gel food coloring; and you can work with it at a lower temperature than most recipes. I made a triple recipe and I think that threw off the heating times, but it still worked out more or less as she described.

We made four bowls: Blue, dark pink, lavender, and white with gold flakes. I wish I had skipped the lavender, because it just diluted the other colors. I also didn’t pour it correctly. But the main thing is, Corrie was absolutely delighted with the results. She threw some black sanding sugar over the top and declared it perfect. 

It was cool! It really did resemble one of those marbled resin RPG dies. So I let it sit for a bit, then trimmed off the drips and let it chill for a while longer. Then I piped lines and numbers on it. I thought perhaps I should put “11” on the top face, since she was turning eleven, but this suggestion was shot down with scorn, because it is a D20, so obviously it has to say “20” on top. Okay with me!

As I have repeatedly lamented, I have shaky hands and I’m not great at piping, but this turned out better than I hoped. I got a little confused about which way the numbers should face, but nobody noticed but me. 

The drawback of using white chocolate in this mirror glaze is that it loses its shine a bit after a few hours, but, again, I was the only one who thought so. I was afraid the glaze would continue to flow and travel right off the cake, or that the gold flakes would all drift down to the bottom, but that did not happen.

And she loved it! 

I actually liked the flavor of the glaze. It tastes mainly like sweetened condensed milk/white chocolate, which is a flavor I, a degenerate and uncultured swine, happen to enjoy. One of the guests said she loves Corrie’s parties because the cakes are so cool, which made me feel good. Then she corrected herself and said that the main reason she likes Corrie’s parties is because of Corrie, and THEN because of the cakes, and that made me feel even better. These kids are all right. 

The big kids got home safe and sound in time for cake. Then that evening we got some hard and scary medical news about someone I love very much, so I would really appreciate your prayers about that. I will tell you, this week, this month, and this year have been . . . difficult. Dih. Fih. Cult. For health, for relationships, for work, for finances. Many many opportunities for trusting in God. Which is what Lent is, so there you go. 

FRIDAY
Quesadillas, chips and salsa

We ran out of oil this morning, because of course we did; but Damien was finally able to see a doctor, and there’s even a possibility I’ll get my migraine meds this weekend. Tonight we are having quesadillas, and then on Saturday we are going to the CIRCUS, which I bought tickets for a while back. It’s hard to believe this post started with a gifted organic chicken and ends with a circus, and yet it’s still full of me just basically kvetching, but there you go. You think I’m kvetching here! You should hear what an earful God gets. At least it’s not snowing. I think it’s gonna snow tomorrow, though. 

Oh, I forgot to share my calzone recipe. Here you go!

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Calzones

This is the basic recipe for cheese calzones. You can add whatever you'd like, just like with pizza. Warm up some marinara sauce and serve it on the side for dipping. 

Servings 12 calzones

Ingredients

  • 3 balls pizza dough
  • 32 oz ricotta
  • 3-4 cups shredded mozzarella
  • 1 cup parmesan
  • 1 Tbsp garlic powder
  • 2 tsp oregano
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1-2 egg yolks for brushing on top
  • any extra fillings you like: pepperoni, olives, sausage, basil, etc.

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400. 

  2. Mix together filling ingredients. 

  3. Cut each ball of dough into fourths. Roll each piece into a circle about the size of a dinner plate. 

  4. Put a 1/2 cup or so of filling into the middle of each circle of dough circle. (You can add other things in at this point - pepperoni, olives, etc. - if you haven't already added them to the filling) Fold the dough circle in half and pinch the edges together tightly to make a wedge-shaped calzone. 

  5. Press lightly on the calzone to squeeze the cheese down to the ends. 

  6. Mix the egg yolks up with a little water and brush the egg wash over the top of the calzones. 

  7. Grease and flour a large pan (or use corn meal or bread crumbs instead of flour). Lay the calzones on the pan, leaving some room for them to expand a bit. 

  8. Bake about 18 minutes, until the tops are golden brown. Serve with hot marinara sauce for dipping.  

 

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One-pan kielbasa, cabbage, and red potato dinner with mustard sauce

This meal has all the fun and salt of a wiener cookout, but it's a tiny bit fancier, and you can legit eat it in the winter. 

Ingredients

  • 3-4 lbs kielbasa
  • 3-4 lbs red potatoes
  • 1-2 medium cabbages
  • (optional) parsley for garnish
  • salt and pepper and olive oil

mustard sauce (sorry, I make this different each time):

  • mustard
  • red wine if you like
  • honey
  • a little olive oil
  • salt and pepper
  • fresh garlic, crushed

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 400. 

    Whisk together the mustard dressing ingredients and set aside. Chop parsley (optional).

    Cut the kielbasa into thick coins and the potatoes into thick coins or small wedges. Mix them up with olive oil, salt, and pepper and spread them in a shallow pan. 

    Cut the cabbage into "steaks." Push the kielbasa and potatoes aside to make room to lay the cabbage down. Brush the cabbage with more olive oil and sprinkle with more salt and pepper. It should be a single layer of food, and not too crowded, so it will brown well. 

    Roast for 20 minutes, then turn the food as well as you can and roast for another 15 minutes.  

    Serve hot with dressing and parsley for a garnish. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 460: It was the shroopiest of times, it was the doopiest of times

Happy Friday! The other day I thought of a really clever pun for this week’s food post title, and decided not to write it down because I would definitely remember it later. Now it is later, and, well.

It’s just as well. These things are always disappointing. One of my kids once had a dream about a fiendishly clever new advance in technology that would revolutionize the way we fight wars, and she woke and and DID write it down so she’s remember it. In the morning, she looked at her notes, and it said “bag of bees.” 

Anyway, I’m sorry it’s the first Friday in Lent and this post is gonna be full of the yummy things we ate for Valentine’s Day and for Mardi Gras and also because I’m a cooker of yummy things. Some years I come up with a putatively clever gimmick to shield the viewer from graphic (=meat) content, but we are solidly in bag of bees territory here, mentally. All buzz, no honey. I don’t know. Well, here is what we ate:

SATURDAY
Leftovers and french bread pizza

Saturday was shopping day, and I had the pleasure of paying for it almost entirely in cash earned from selling cheesecakes. That felt pretty good. 

Saturday was, of course, Valentine’s Day, so along with frozen pizza, I also got corn dogs as a romantic gesture, because only Damien and I like them. We didn’t eat a single corn dog like in Lady and the Tramp or anything. Don’t get the wrong idea. 

We all gave each other chocolate and candy, and for dessert, I decided to try my hand at one of those fancy decorated swiss rolls. I followed the directions from The Squeaky Mixer, which were nice and clear. (I see she also has a post for a master guide on decorated swiss rolls!) It was very pleasant using a small bowl and whisk for a change. I love my Kitchen Aid stand mixer, but it was nice to move more slowly. 

This recipe requires a very tender cake, so you can’t over mix anything. I did use the standing mixer to make stiff egg whites, which get folded into the batter. 

After you do that, you set aside a little bit and color it, and put that into piping bags (well, sandwich bags). The trick of putting the bags in cups and folding back the tops over the rim before filling them is SO helpful, especially if you just have a small amount in each bag

Then you grease and line a cookie sheet and pipe your design onto it. It opted for the old classic Valentine message: Shroopy doo.

Origin story: 

I wish I had spent a little more time coming up with an actual design, but I did manage to get the letters all backward! Then you freeze the design for a bit, to help it stay intact. 

Then I used a large bag to pipe the rest of the batter over the design. I took a pic just before I covered up the decorated part with plain batter.  

Here is where I made my first mistake. The pan is a rectangle, and you only decorate one half of it, because the other half is going to get rolled up and no one will see it. But I decorated the long half, rather than the short half. So at this point, I was locked into rolling a long, thin roll, rather than a short, stout swiss roll. Not necessarily a mistake, I guess, but not what I intended.

So you bake it for a short time (it’s a very thin cake), take it out of the oven, turn it out of the pan, and carefully peel the parchment paper off the bottom, revealing the baked-in design. I took a video of this part, and you can hear me breathing heavily. 

 

Here is where I made my second mistake, and this one was a doozy. I sprinkled the cake lightly with sugar and covered it with a damp towel and carefully rolled it up. 

The wrong way.

I rolled it so the design was on the inside. And I didn’t notice until it had cooled for about twenty minutes. So I unrolled and re-rolled it the other way, but of course it cracked, which is the one thing you’re trying to avoid with a swiss roll! 

I was annoyed at myself, but not devastated, because if something is going to go wrong, it’s best when the mistake is super obvious and super avoidable in the future. One has simply not to be a bonehead, and it will work out better next time!

So while it was cooling, I whipped the heavy cream, sugar, and vanilla, carefully unrolled the cake, spread it with the cream, and rolled it back up again, and let it finish cooling. 

It was, indeed, the shroopy doo-est of cakes. 

You can see that I festooned it with leftover molded chocolate from another project, and that really shrooped things up, I think. 

I actually used double the amount of cream filling, because, I don’t know, I like cream filling. When I sliced the roll open, it had a decent spiral, considering it was a long, skinny cake. (I know from watching Great British Baking Show that the spiral is very important.)

It was so bland, though. Next time I make one of these, I will do a layer of something with a stronger flavor on the inside along with the cream, and will  probably dress up the outside, as well. But honestly, I considered this project a success, because everything turned out well except for two things that are easy to correct next time. We live to roll another day. 

In the afternoon, we watched Yojimbo, and in the evening, we watched Moonstruck. Each perfect Valentine’s Day movies, in their own way. 

SUNDAY
Hamburgers, chips, king cake

Sunday our old friend Elijah was over, and it was another weekend where I felt powerless to resist making a bunch of big hamburgers (I had bought a bunch of ground beef while it was still on super bowl prices). I also got a sudden urge to make a king cake before Lent descended. I found a King Arthur Baking recipe and thought, oh yeah, I’ve used this recipe a few times before. Started putting it together and I was like . . . mmmmmm I don’t think I have used this recipe before. It calls for dry milk, which I didn’t have any of. It also calls for lemon oil or zest, which I also didn’t have, so I used orange zest. Then I tried to figure out what I could possibly use as a substitute for dry milk. You’d think wet milk is the answer, but that only works if you decrease the other liquid, which it was too late to do. I don’t even remember how I resolved it, but the dough I ended up with was less “soft and silky” and more “disgusting” and “something I don’t want to touch.” 

It requires two rises, and, by adding plenty of flour, I managed to coerce it into a reasonable shape. I added the cream cheese filling and then discovered there was a jar of homemade strawberry topping left over from cheesecake, so I spread that on, too.

Things are looking up! Many of us have untidy back stories, but we turn out well anyway! So why. not this king cake! All I had to do was fold over the margins and pinch them together, and carefully place the whole thing into a bundt pan. 

Well , . ., ,,,

I got the fuckin thing in the pan. Possibly the ugliest transfer possible. If there were king cake police, I’d be in jail for life for what I did to that dough. 

ANYWAY, I baked it, and it actually came out of the pan more or less intact, and I shoved a baby-sized rubber alien up in there, and drizzled it with three colors of icing, and threw some edible gold flakes on top because why not. 

It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. I did overbake it, so it was a little dry, but it wasn’t terrible. It wasn’t filled so much as infiltrated with cream cheese and strawberry.

I was cutting it up and passing out pieces, and Damien’s piece was last, with the rubber baby clearly visible. He was in the other room, so the kids and I declared that whoever gets the baby has to buy everyone ice cream, and then we gave Damien his piece. In other words, we shrooped his doo. Shrooped it good. 

MONDAY
Pork vindaloo, basmati rice, naan, mango

Monday I salvaged my good name in the kitchen. This meal turned out absolutely delightful, and I was very pleased with myself. 

In the morning, I assembled my spices for this pork vindaloo recipe from Bon Apetit. 

Then you just pulverize them all together and marinate chunks of pork in the resulting paste. The recipe calls for pork shoulder and pork belly, but I just used a rather fatty loin, and it was fine. I only used half the number of guajillo chiles it called for, and it was still quite fiery. I would do it that way on purpose. Hot enough to really light up your head, but not enough to make it hard to taste anything else. 

So I set the meat to marinate

cut up the mangoes, set up the rice, and made the dough for naan. I used the King Arthur Baking naan recipe, and this time I really had made it before. I decided I would get fancy and weigh the flour, rather than measuring it by volume like I usually do. Well, I had to add so much extra flour to get the texture right, I don’t know what the point was! 

But they turned out so, so good. I made a double recipe, which should yield 16 flatbreads, but I divided the dough into only eight pieces, so they were a nice, generous size. I cooked them in a very hot iron frying pan, wiped it out with a damp cloth in between fries, and brushed the pieces of naan with melted butter on both sides when they came out of the pan. PERFECT. 

They were SO soft and nice, I was just delighted. Probably the best naan I’ve ever made. 

The whole meal was delightful. 

I got a little ramekin of yogurt to sooth my mouth when the meat got too hot. I want to make this again right away, but it doesn’t feel very Lenten!

TUESDAY
Mardi Gras

I have such mixed feelings about Chili’s having somehow become our traditional final place of debauchery before Lent. The restaurant was practically empty, but they seated us next to the bathroom anyway. It was fine. I ordered some kind of chipotle chicken bowl and it was perfectly fine. Then we followed up with our other, equally dubious tradition and headed over to Price Chopper to pick out individual tubs of ice cream.. I got a Ben and Jerry’s thing with a caramel core and pieces of blonde brownie. Damien was sick and Elijah was working, so we brought them to-go boxes. And that was our festal meal! Shroopy doo.

WEDNESDAY
Spaghetti and salad

On Wednesday I was the one who was sick, so Damien brought the kids to Mass. I spent the afternoon ruthlessly decluttering the dining room (four bags of trash, yay!), and for supper we had spaghetti and salad, and, just to round out the church basement dinner vibes, white bread with butter.

THURSDAY
Roast drumsticks, mashed potatoes, roast butternut squash

Thursday I was busy all day, and for the life of me, I can’t remember what with. So I threw together supper at the last minute. I just sprayed the chicken drumsticks with cooking spray and seasoned them heavily with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and chili powder. I roasted them and then put them in a covered baking dish in a low rack in the oven to stay warm, so I could use the broiler to make the butternut squash. I peeled and sliced up two squashes and laid the disks in a pan on parchment paper. I may or may not have sprayed them with cooking spray, but I definitely put a little heap of brown sugar on each one, and then sprinkled them pretty heavy with a lovely biryani masala by Spicewalla. 

I had a five-pound bag of potatoes, and the original plan was to bake them, but you really cannot make baked potatoes for seven people when two of them look like this:

Five potatoes total in the bag! I used to buy potatoes like this on purpose, and slice them into these ludicrously long french fries; but it was definitely not a deep frying kind of night. I just boiled them and mashed them, and I did a pretty poor job, too. Very lumpy. The squash was great, though!

I just adore Indian spices on squash. Really tasty and interesting. 

It turned out to be a pretty good meal despite the potatoes. 

And that’s-a my story. 

FRIDAY
Grilled cheese and tomato soup

I’m actually really looking forward to this meal. I may even throw some leftover rice into the tomato soup. The kids got an early release from school because there is a big storm coming. I saw the highway department pre-salting the roads before the snow even started, so I guess it’s gonna be a doozy. 

I guess we are gonna try our Fisher Family Mandatory Lent Film Party again this year. Damien and I are both exhausted and couldn’t come up with anything creative, so we’re going to watch Spartacus, which I haven’t seen in many years. I remember it being very sweaty. The kids have been lots of fun to talk about movies with lately, though, so I have medium-high hopes. 

In conclusion, you will have a lizard in your pocket. Be you. Shroopy doo. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 459: Superb chow

Happy Friday! We are having a bit of a “choose your own adventure” day today, except that it’s my car’s . . . throttle sheath pin housing, or something . . . that chooses our adventure. The rather implausible plot involves an ice skating field trip, the court house, adoration, and of course cheesecake deliveries, and it can either be slightly complicated but doable, or . . . not. Come on, throttle sheath pin housing! Or whatever! Don’t actually be the fuel pump that’s broken!

Here’s what we ate this week:

SATURDAY
Leftovers + ravioli 

Just a regular day of chores, plus Corrie had a birthday party to attend. Did you know that many small movie theaters will let you rent out their entire place for a couple of hours and show a DVD of your choice, and it’s not as expensive as you might think? Is this only a small-town New England phenomenon? Anyway, it’s a neat option, especially when it’s super cold out, which it was much of the week. 

It was Benny’s shopping turn, and she chose ravioli for her frozen food/dinner supplement/treat, which I think is pretty cute. She’s not wrong; ravioli is delicious! I was actually still migrainey (I’m having a bad head month because we have new, terrible insurance and they’re still mulling over the likelihood that perhaps I want to inject myself once a month just for sport, and how can they possibly know if I really need this medication or not?), so I just shopped to get us through the weekend and then came home. Photophobia when everything is covered with snow is no joke, phew. 

SUNDAY
Hot wings, vegetable platter, hot pretzels, chips, potato salad; brownie sundaes

Sunday was, of course, the day of the Superb Owl. On the way home from Mass, I delivered a cheesecake with wild blueberry topping, which was very well received. I forgot how much tastier wild blueberries are! I used this recipe which calls for lemon zest, lemon juice, ginger, and thyme. I skipped the thyme and it was still yummo, a nice tart complement to the sweet, creamy cheesecake. 

I made a batch of potato salad following the recipe from Sip and Feast, which has you brining the potatoes for several hours before mixing in the mayo. I have made this before, and apparently forgot that I was the only one who likes this style of potato salad, oh well. 

The big kids went out to play D&D with Elijah, Benny made some brownies for dessert, and Corrie and I made some big hot pretzels. We used the King Arthur recipe, which has turned out great before, but the pretzels are a bit small. So I doubled the recipe but made a single recipe’s worth of pretzels. 

I did let the dough rise a little too long and it got a little crusty, so the dough was a little lumpier than it should be, but we forged ahead.

The dough needs to be rolled out surprisingly long! We got it to about three feet.

You bathe them in baking soda water for a few minutes before baking, and then you brush them with melted butter as soon as they come out of the oven. Heavenly. 

We ended up having these as afternoon snacks, rather than part of dinner, because I really wanted to eat them hot. Then we surrendered the kitchen and Damien made a huge bunch of hot wings using the Deadspin recipe except I just got a bottle of blue cheese dressing, rather than making it. 

Then we deliberately poisoned our minds and perverted our hearts with the halftime show, and had a lovely meal with the chicken, raw vegetables, chips, and potato salad. The chicken wings were scrumptious, as always. Damien also made a batch of plain fried wings without hot sauce, for those who are babies. 

For dessert, we had brownie sundaes. And that was that!

MONDAY
Strawberry chicken salad

Monday I did the rest of the grocery shopping. I figured we would have plenty of leftover chicken, and I was right, so I made a light dinner, and if people wanted more food, it could be wing time again. and roasted up some chicken breasts, and served that on salad with strawberries, almonds, and feta cheese. 

The strawberries are HUGE this year. 

TUESDAY
Pork spiedies, chips, hot spinach dip

When I made the list, I discovered that I was a little sad thinking about all the yummy Super Bowl food I hadn’t made this year. Then I realized I’m the chief of police, I can do whatever I want. So I cut up a bunch of bell peppers, red onions, and mushrooms, and started some pork marinating for spiedies

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and put together a little casserole dish of spinach dip. I didn’t really follow a recipe. I just cooked spinach in the microwave and squeezed out the water, then combined it with a bunch of cream cheese, sour cream, parmesan cheese, and I think provolone, and I guess garlic powder, salt, and pepper, and when it got close to supper, I baked it. 

I like spinach in many forms, but I gotta admit, smothering it in several forms of cheese is ELITE. 

The spiedies turned out great. I tried to convince myself to toast the rolls, but I was too hungry. Just slapped on a bit of mayo, and they were fab.

None of the kids would even try the spinach dip! Crazies. They liked the spiedies, though. 

WEDNESDAY
Spaghetti and meatballs

Wednesday, I started getting serious about all the baking orders for Valentine’s Day. I ended up selling six mini cheesecakes

and these are topped with a heart-shaped strawberry before they go out, very cute. I just cut the strawberries in half and use a little cookie cutter to make the shape.

I also made another full-sized cheesecake with blueberry topping, and then I cut up some leftover cakes into wedges, dipped them in melted chocolate with a little shortening stirred in (this makes the chocolate smoother, and it sets more firmly), and topped them with strawberry hearts. 

Aren’t they cute?

I had some leftover chocolate, so I made a bunch of heart and skull molds, and I used them for one rather gothic medium-sized cheesecake, which just sold, hooray!

For supper, I made some very pedestrian meatballs. Here’s my recipe:

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Then I tossed them in the crock pot with some jarred sauce, and supper was easy. 

Good old spaghetti and meatballs. Wednesday is a complicated day because we get home at 4 but then Benny has writer’s group right around supper time, and it’s only an hour, so it doesn’t make sense to come home in between. I passed the time by trying to remember the shortcut in between two roads, and I got lost for long enough that I just had time to check out Market Basket, which I HATE, and discovered to my sorrow that their cream cheese is, indeed, the cheapest in town. I also grabbed some ground pork because someone inquired about a Québécois tourtière, which I have never made before, but which I had a very slow and detailed dream about making. Now I can make my dreams come true, I guess. 

Wednesday I was supposed to have an interview for a writing gig, but it got cancelled. It’s their loss! Let’s see how easy it is to find someone else who can tell a rambling, pointless story about tourtière!

THURSDAY
Roast beef sandwiches, french fries

Thursday I finally pulled out the giant eye of round roast I got a while back, when it was on such a lovely sale I could not resist. I returned again to Sip and Feast for this deli-style roast beef recipe, which always turns out excellent. It’s super easy. You just season the meat very heavily,

roast it at 500 for half an hour, turn the oven down to 300, and continue cooking it until it’s as well done as you like. Then you wrap it up 

and let it chill for a long time, sharpen yo knife, and slice it thinly. 

I wish I had taken it out of the oven a little sooner, because I like it really rare; but it was still truly delicious, super juicy with tons of flavor from the crust. 

I cooked up a bunch of fries and set out horseradish and mayonnaise and sliced tomatoes, and then I made one final batch of sauce for cheesecakes, this time strawberry

and I figured I would eat when I got back. Another busy evening! Damien covered a meeting about the middle school’s upcoming trip to DC, and Benny and I went to an informational night about a newish charter high school in town.  Silly little kid thinks she is old enough to go to high school next year, so we’re humoring her by checking out all our options. Oh me oh my. 

To my sorrow, I had eaten so much roast beef while I was slicing it up that I wasn’t hungry when we got back, so I didn’t eat an actual sandwich. HAPPILY, I made a tremendous amount of roast beef, so we should have plenty leftover for Saturday when it’s leftover day. 

FRIDAY
Bagel, egg, cheese sandwiches

I can hear Damien wrestling with the car. He also just texted me with a list of places I need to be for the rest of the day, because I was sitting there with a marker and a paper plate trying to work it out myself, and it was obvious someone with a functioning brain needed to step in. The guy who just came to pick up a cheesecake with strawberry sauce informed me that my mailbox is missing a number. What I didn’t tell him is that I know that, and I already went out to buy a replacement number, but I got the wrong one. What I did tell him is, “Oh, it’s hard when there’s snow everywhere. Everything is white, not like when there’s grass.” I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but anyway we delivered the cheesecake.

I am going to try my hand at making one of those Swiss rolls with a pattern baked into the cake, for Valentine’s Day tomorrow. This plan includes at least three different things I’m really bad at, so I have high hopes! What is wrong with me! Nobody knows! 

P.S. It is the fuel pump.

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pork spiedies (can use marinade for shish kebob)

Ingredients

  • 1 cup veg or olive oil
  • 1/4 cup lemon juice
  • 1/2 cup red or white wine vinegar
  • 4 tsp red pepper flakes
  • 2 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 cup fresh mint, chopped
  • 8-10 cloves garlic, crushed
  • 4-5 lbs boneless pork, cubed
  • peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cut into chunks

Instructions

  1. Mix together all marinade ingredients. 

    Mix up with cubed pork, cover, and marinate for several hours or overnight. 

    Best cooked over hot coals on the grill on skewers with vegetables. Can also spread in a shallow pan with veg and broil under a hot broiler.

    Serve in sandwiches or with rice. 

 

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Meatballs

Make about 100 golf ball-sized meatballs. 

Ingredients

  • 3 lbs ground meat (I like to use mostly beef with some ground chicken or turkey or pork)
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 2 cups panko bread crumbs
  • 4 oz grated parmesan cheese (about 1 cup)
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
  • salt, pepper, garlic powder, oregano, basil, etc.

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400.

  2. Mix all ingredients together with your hands until it's fully blended.

  3. Form meatballs and put them in a single layer on a pan with drainage. Cook, uncovered, for 30 minutes or more until they're cooked all the way through.

  4. Add meatballs to sauce and keep warm until you're ready to serve. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 458: Eine Kleine Purse Broccoli

Happy Friday! It took me most of the morning to persuade my computer to turn on. But I DID persuade it, so I’ve got that going for me. Also, I slept extremely late, so I’ve got that going for me, too. But I slept late because it’s day 3 of a migraine, so I’ve got that going against me. Corrie is home sick, and we are watching Pingu. I truly can’t discern if that’s for me or against me. I like Pingu a lot, but it is LOUD. We’ll call it neither a win nor a lose, but a noot-noot, and get on with things. 

Here’s what we ate this week:

SATURDAY
Leftovers

Regular shopping and chore day, nothing to report. My leftover buffet turned out pleasingly tidy.

I can feel my past self casting destitute eyes on all that parchment paper and just gazing with longing at such wanton luxury. Parchment paper is one of those things that, once I started using it, I can never go back. Parchment paper, Magic Eraser, ziplock bags, Swiffer, Scrub Daddy. I’ve been bashing myself a lot lately for how dirty I’d always kept my house in the past, and it just now occurred to me that it’s only recently we’ve had the budget for cleaning supplies like this. So I’ve been very hard on myself for not having kept things spic and span with the aid of a rag and some water. With twelve people in a then-650-square-foot house. Ah well. Sorry, past self.

(My house is still dirty, however. It’s just a mystery.) 

SUNDAY
Roast lamb with yogurt sauce, Jerusalem salad, pita

Sunday I went a little crackerdog in a productive way for once, and did a large amount of cooking and baking. The first thing I made was a double batch of rugelach dough. It’s not really in season (more of a Chanukah thing), but on the other hand, it’s always a good time for rugelach. This was a “thank you” package for a Patreon donor. 

AND HERE, I must pause and beg your pardon if you are a donor and I owe you a perk. I’m really sorry it’s gotten away from me so badly. Please, please, if I owe you something as a thank-you for your patronage, message or email me, remind me what it is, and give me your address! And I truly am sorry. I am a worm. 

Anyway. Argh. So, here is the rugelach recipe. While that was chilling, I made six little Valentine’s mini cheesecakes, all of which sold, so that was nice. 

Then I got some dough rising for pita for supper. I went to the Kitchn recipe, which I swear I’ve used before, but it felt unfamiliar, not sure why. Set that to rise and made a batch of yogurt sauce

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and discovered, to my sorrow, I had bought regular yogurt instead of Greek. At least it wasn’t vanilla, which I’ve also done, but the texture is just unsettling with the savory taste. Then I made a quick Jerusalem salad, which has different variations. This time I just did chopped tomato and cucumber, fresh lemon juice, parsley, a little olive oil, and salt and pepper. 

And then I got the lamb in the oven! Well, first I googled whether it’s safe to eat lamb that has been in the freezer for . . . uhhhhh really quite a long time. Google said yeah whatever probably, kill all humans lol. So I went ahead and scored the meat and prepped it according to Tom Nichols’ grandmother’s incredibly easy and inexplicably delicious recipe. 

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Got that in the oven. The kids were going to a movie, and Damien had to go to a retirement party, so we ate really early, which is something I always want to do anyway. My ideal meal schedule would be coffee around 9:30, lunch at 1:00, snack at 3:30, and dinner at 4:45. Alas, life is not like that. But Sunday it was pretty close!

Then I spent the afternoon rolling and baking rugelach. They turned out pretty cute!

By the time it was almost dinner, I was kind of tired of being in the kitchen, so while the lamb was resting, I opted to bake the pita all at once in the oven, rather than making them on the stovetop. To my delight, most of them actually puffed up and separated into two layers! Actual pita pockets!

They didn’t look like much (oven pita is paler than pan pita), but they were soft and pleasant, and you can’t beat fresh hot bread for dinner. 

The lamb turned out excellent. 

Juicy, tender, and full of flavor (and did not kill any humans). This is such a minimum effort, maximum results recipe. I served some crumbled feta, and it was a super yummy meal all around. 

Poor Damien actually had to leave before dinner, but I think he ate when he got back in the evening. Benny and Corrie and I just hung out and played cards and watched TV. And that was Sunday. 

MONDAY
Chicken caprese sandwiches chips

Monday I had signed up to give blood, and two neat things happened. One was that I passed the iron test, which I failed the last three times I tried to give blood. Two was that they tested my iron without me even noticing. I’m used to a finger stick test, but this time they did it with LASERS. It clips onto your thumb and I guess if you have enough red blood cells, it interrupts the laser? Or something? Anyway it was cool. And I was really happy about my iron levels. I have been eating fortified Cream of Wheat for lunch most days for months now, and I think that’s what did it. One of these days, I’m gonna get one of those iron fish to cook with, too. 

When we got home, I cooked a bag of breaded chicken cutlets that has been haunting the freezer for some time. Served on baguettes with basil, tomatoes, mozzarella, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and salt and pepper. 

And chips. Good stuff. The chicken is from Walmart, and I’ve found that their frozen chicken products that are breaded but uncooked are actually quite tasty, and they don’t take much longer than pre-cooked and frozen chicken. 

TUESDAY
Beef and broccoli stir fry, rice, wontons

Tuesday was chock-a-block full of meetings and appointments and by the end of the day, I was feeling like something you find in the drain at the end of the day. I had bought a small hunk of beef a few weeks ago, so I made a rather lackluster stir fry. I had my doubts about the amount of beef, so I rummaged further in the freezer and found some wontons, I think from New Year’s Eve. I just cooked them in chicken broth. Went to cook some rice in the Instant Pot and remembered that the pot was frozen into a bank of snow because I’ve been using it as a duck waterer. So I had to cook it on the stove like a peasant. 

So it was, yanno, food that was hot. It was fine. Kind of validating that, when I do go to the trouble to make my own sauce and broth, it really is a lot better. 

WEDNESDAY
Omelettes, sausage, biscuits

Wednesday I finally yelled at myself to go to the doctor because, well, for the last five months, the left side of my face tingles and goes numb randomly throughout the day, but reliably between 6:30 and 7:30 P.M. There are a number of things that could be causing this, and I’m leaning toward perimenopause because why the hell not? But I am getting a brain MRI to rule out MS, which I really don’t think it is, but once someone suggests MS, you kinda have to either run away from home and live the rest of your life in a cave in Tenneseee, or go get a brain MRI. Then I had regular errands and we got home not terribly late, so I started the sausages cooking and then quickly made a batch (a SINGLE recipe. I had to halve my own recipe!) of biscuits. Here’s that recipe, which makes 20 biscuits.

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I’m gonna have to go through and downsize all my recipes, le sigh. Anyway, this is a nice, reliable recipe and the biscuits are light and fluffy inside, with a fragile, buttery crust on top. 

It includes egg and cream of tartar, which sounds unnecessarily complicated, but it’s still very quick, and comes out rich and light.

While the biscuits were baking, I chopped up some ham and onions, shredded some cheese

and quickly turned out seven sloppy omelettes. I just cannot cook a tidy omelette to save my life. 

Tasty, though.

I wish the ducks would start laying again! Last year, they had started laying at this point again already. Oh well. Like the old Polish saying goes, you can’t rush a duck. 

THURSDAY
Hot dogs, spicy fries

And here is a picture of that!

A slightly more interesting picture is the one I took earlier in the day, headed out for afternoon driving, bound and determined to get healthier

It’s not stupid if it works. 

FRIDAY
Pizza

Damien is covering adoration, and Corrie and I are now watching Milo and Otis. This movie really holds up! Delightful. 

I guess the Super Bowl is this weekend. I was at a thrift store and decided not to buy a potato spiralizer, and I have no regrets about that. I can say this because I did make potato tornados for the Super Bowl one year, using various techniques, and let me tell you, the issue with that whole project was not my lack of a potato spiralizer. Leave them potatoes alone, is what I say. I couldn’t help but notice, though, that, on the same day as I made the potato tornados, I made some sausage rolls, and those look quite tasty. We shall see. I also saw a recipe for fried mac and cheese balls which is basically the ultimate Lucy Chow, so I may make that. Gotta make a few cheesecakes to sell this weekend. 

But first, maybe a little purse broccoli. Just to balance things out. 

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Yogurt sauce

Ingredients

  • 32 oz full fat Greek yogurt
  • 5 cloves garlic, crushed
  • 1/4 cup lemon juice
  • 3 Tbsp olive oil
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp pepper
  • fresh parsley or dill, chopped (optional)

Instructions

  1. Mix all ingredients together. Use for spreading on grilled meats, dipping pita or vegetables, etc. 

 

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Tom Nichols' Grandmother's Leg of Lamb

Ingredients

  • boneless leg of lamb
  • olive oil
  • garlic powder
  • garlic salt
  • oregano

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 325.

  2. Slash the meat several times, about an inch deep.

  3. Fill the cuts with plenty of garlic powder.

  4. Slather olive oil all over the meat.

  5. Crust it with garlic salt. Sprinkle with all the oregano you own.

  6. Cover meat loosely with tinfoil and cook three hours. Uncover and cook for another 30 minutes.

 

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moron biscuits

Because I've been trying all my life to make nice biscuits and I was too much of a moron, until I discovered this recipe. It has egg and cream of tartar, which is weird, but they come out great every time. Flaky little crust, lovely, lofty insides, rich, buttery taste.

Ingredients

  • 6 cups flour
  • 6 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 Tbsp + 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp cream of tartar
  • 1-1/2 cups (3 sticks) butter, chilled
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups milk

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 450.

  2. In a bowl, combine the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, and cream of tartar.

  3. Grate the chilled butter with a box grater into the dry ingredients.

  4. Stir in the milk and egg and mix until just combined. Don't overwork it. It's fine to see little bits of butter.

  5. On a floured surface, knead the dough 10-15 times. If it's very sticky, add a little flour.

  6. With your hands, press the dough out until it's about an inch thick. Cut biscuits. Depending on the size, you can probably get 20 medium-sized biscuits with this recipe.

  7. Grease a pan and bake for 10-15 minutes or until tops are golden brown.

What’s for supper? Vol. 457: The Great Cornballio

Happy Friday! I am not, nor have I ever been, a Beavis and Butt-Head fan. Nevertheless, I am a Gen Xer and certain things are in my head for good. Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 

Well, here’s what we ate this week: 

SATURDAY
Leftovers with buffalo chicken

The kid whose shopping turn is an absolute buffalo chicken fiend. Whatever else we had this week, just assume she was slathering it with buffalo sauce. 

She is also a thrift store fiend, and we ended up going to three of them, along with the regular shopping stops. I got a nice haul of neat stuff which I can’t remember right now. Not this:

or this:

but I do recall I got one of those clear bird feeders with suction cups, and also an intriguing pan. 

Got home and realized it was for cake pops. I don’t really approve of cake pops. I’ve never actually eaten one, but I don’t even really like regular cake, and they seem like the gross version of cake. Although I do remember being asked, several years ago, to make a Dragon Ball cake, and this pan would have been an improvement over ye olde cabbage methode. 

This was just while the balls were drying. There was an actual cake, not just a cabbage!

The balls were made of rice krispie treats and candy melts. Like Disney says (or I guess used to say), it was wrong then and it’s wrong now. Oh well. 

Anyway, my obvious task now is to encourage someone in the house to get into Dragon Ball, so I can use my new pan. Either that, or . . . what else has balls? Not the democratic party, heyyyo. 

I also wonder if I can use this pan as a Jell-o mold. I’m not sure if the two halves fit together tightly enough. I’m also not sure why I would need Jell-o balls, but you never know. 

SUNDAY
Chili verde, corn balls

Sunday as we got out of Mass, the Big Snow began to fall. I had already planned to spend the day cleaning the landing (after cut up and expelled the bunk bed a few weeks ago), and I had lots of argy-bargy energy to work off, so that worked out well. I emptied a closet, sorted everything in it and bagged it all, cleaned the closet, filled it back up with one kid’s art supplies and another kid’s please-come-get-your-stuff stuff; bagged and stuffed another kid’s stuff into the newly accessible attic, threw out seven bags of trash, listed a couple of desks on a buy nothing group, put a shelf back together, told Corrie she can have my father’s old glockenspiel, and organized the hell out of what was left. Much of which was EXTREMELY misc. in nature.

So the area doesn’t look beautiful, but you can now walk through it, and you can open the attic door again, which meant I could finally put away the Christmas stuff, which had been taking up half the dining room table since Epiphany. Of course now we have a haunted glockenspiel downstairs, but you can’t have everything. 

Before I tackled that, I got supper started. The rest of the family was managing the shoveling (once the snow started, it just kept coming, and we eventually got about two feet), so I thought spaghetti and meatballs would be a good, hearty meal; buuuuut I forgot to defrost the meat. No matter! Chili verde is also nice and warming.

Here’s my recipe for that:

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I seasoned and browned the chunks of pork, and roasted up the assorted peppers, the onions, and the garlic and tomatillos

made a nice green salsa in the food processor with the vegetables plus some cilantro, and then put the meat and the salsa in a pot to simmer the rest of the day. 

When it got close to supper time, I made a big pot of rice and realized, to my delight, that I could use my new pan to make CORN BALLS. Here’s my corn bread/muffin recipe:

The pan is in two pieces, and it’s supposed to have silicone clips or clamps to hold it together during baking, but those were missing; so I used those metal clips on rings that are designed to hold cafe curtains. Worked fine. I very slightly overfilled the cups, filling each one a little more than halfway (a single recipe made more than enough for 18 balls), but this just resulted in each ball having a cute little baked cap on top, which was easy to pop off and eat. 

I opened the pan and used a spoon to carefully pry the corn balls out, and was able to get most of them out intact. 

If I had baked them a few minutes less, probably they would have been the same color top and bottom. But aren’t they so cute? I loved them. I like the top crust of corn muffins, and these were encased in top crust, with piping hot, tender corn bread inside. 

So we had rice and chili verde, with sour cream and fresh limes, with corn balls. 

I had somehow lost the extra cilantro I set aside to top it, but that’s okay. The chili was delicious, very spicy and savory. Damien and I and the dog were the chief corn ball appreciators. I feel like, when I was a kid, I would have KILLED for corn balls, but kids these days are built different, I guess. 

MONDAY
Onion soup with croutons; ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches

School was cancelled as it continued to snow and snow and snow. The ducks did not care at all. They just wallowed around yammering, same as they do the rest of the year. 

The snow eventually got too deep for them to get to the stream, though, so I had to give them hot water in a pot, which they also yammered about. If you ever want some top-notch yammering, I do recommend ducks. 

In the morning, I started cooking a big pot of onion soup. Here’s my recipe, which is very basic, and you can adjust the proportions as you like. 

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By the way, if you’re cutting onions, all you need to do is breathe through your mouth and not your nose, and your eyes won’t water. I don’t know why it took me my whole life to learn this, but it’s true. 

I made a bunch of croutons with stale deli rolls, lots of melted butter, and salt, pepper, and garlic powder, and toasted them slowly in a 300-degree oven. 

Li’l hot crouton action shot for you, uh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

For the main dish, I had found a new recipe I was kind of excited about: No Washing-Up Ham, Egg, and Cheese Bowls from Recipe Tin Eats. You cut the top off a roll, hollow it out, line it with ham, crack an egg inside, top it with cheese, put the top back on, wrap it in tinfoil, and bake it until the egg is as cooked as you like.

I had bought some nice rolls, but they were stuck together enough that I figured I could get away with baking them in twos, so I made eight big ones, uh-heh-heh-heh. I cut them like subway sandwiches, and cracked two eggs into each sandwich. There was a tiny learning curve when I realized I need to angle the cut in such a way as to keep the egg inside, but it was easy to correct the ones I did wrong (I just cut off a little wedge of bread and stuck that under the ham). Forgot to take a pic where you can see the eggs, but they are under the cheese:

It took CONSIDERABLY longer for the egg to cook than the recipe said; but she does say that the cooking time will depend on how thick you cut your bread. Also I think my oven runs a little cold. So I kept peeking and peeking inside the tinfoil, and finally after probably 40 minutes, the whites of the egg were cooked, and the yolks were set. 

I thought these sandwiches were SO GOOD. The bread was hot and crisp around the edges and top and soft inside but not soggy, the egg was cooked perfectly, and the cheese has oozed and baked onto everything. Heartier than a typical breakfast sandwich, but not greasy like grilled cheese. LOOK at that jammy yolk. 

And, as the name says, there is no clean-up, because each sandwich is wrapped in tinfoil. You can also prep these sandwiches ahead of time, because the ham prevents the egg from touching the bread, so this would be perfect for, say, a sleepover breakfast, or brunch for a crowd. 

To my great sorrow, the rest of the family thought they were okay at best. One reviewer pronounced them “nice and hot.” Oh well! You’ll never know if you don’t try. The onion soup was pleasant, and it was a filling and warming meal, if not a group favorite. 

Damien forbade me from shoveling, presumably because I’m just too pretty. He had the kids shovel in teams, 20 minutes at a time, and he got hot chocolate and cookies for everybody, and everyone was actually really cheerful and upbeat all day. Including the dog. Especially the dog. 

TUESDAY
Roast chicken with optional buffalo sauce; big salad; cheesecake

Tuesday there was a two-hour delay for school. People were still digging out from the snow, and it was just so dang cold. I don’t remember what I did all day. It’s possible I did some writing, which is a thing I’ve been hoping to break into, but it’s very hard. 

I roasted up a bunch of chicken drumsticks with olive oil, salt, pepper, onion powder, and garlic powder

One of the kids mentioned it would be nice to have a big, beautiful salad, so I was happy to oblige. We don’t have tossed salad very often — I’m a big believer in setting out individual bowls of this and that, so people can build their own plates —  but this was pretty popular, so maybe I’ll do this more often. 

Revolutionary, I know. “I served a tossed salad to my family, and they ate it!” food blogger marvels. But seriously, it’s so easy to get stuck in routines, and it didn’t even occur to me that people might like a regular old salad. 

So, not a groundbreaking meal, but tasty and nice. We had plenty of leftover croutons from the onion soup, too. 

I had my salad without dressing because, even though I am currently Quite Fat, I think there’s a possibility that someday in the future, I might take a crack at being Somewhat Less Fat Again, and I don’t want to ruin plain salad for myself. I like plain salad perfectly fine, and don’t feel like it needs dressing, and that may come in handy. Look, if you didn’t want crazy talk, you should have skipped this entire post. 

I think I forgot to mention that we also had a heart-shaped cheesecake with chocolate-dipped strawberries at some point. I was trying different decorations and things, to see what might sell for Valentine’s Day, and this one came out looking kind of dumb, so we ate it. 

Out of curiosity, I weighed it first, and

I think I need to start charging more. That’s a lot of cheesecake! Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

WEDNESDAY
Spaghetti and meatballs

Wednesday, Benny took a tour of the Catholic high school to see if she likes it for next year. Facebook memories showed me that, on this day seventeen years ago, we also took a tour of the Catholic school. Back then, we were still homeschooling, and just starting to consider other possibilities. In the last seventeen years, the Catholic school has changed leadership several times, and our family is . . . honestly, me from seventeen years ago would find us unrecognizable. I don’t even know. Some of the changes are good, some are not. Whatcha gonna do. Anyway, she took a tour and found it “fine” and “nice and hot.” Just kidding, she just said it was fine. Gonna check out a newish charter school next, and we shall see. Maybe it will just keep snowing, and we will all just stay home forever. 

I finally got around to updating my meatball recipe, although it’s still pretty basic and, like so many things, adjustable according to tastes and needs. 

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I skipped the parmesan cheese (I saved it for topping) and had a pretty heavy hand with the Worcestershire sauce, and they were tasty. 

And that’s-a my meatball story. 

THURSDAY
Chicken wraps, baked potatoes, brief thought of salad

Thursday I got up and it was 47 degrees in the house, which is not ideal. We knew we were a little low on oil, but all this week we were overtaken by events, and boop, we ran out of oil. I stayed warm by going into a bit of a cleaning frenzy. There are several things (besides the general insanity in the news) that are making things pretty arghy inside my head right now, and honestly, that is the only way cabinets get cleaned out and wiped down, or grout gets scrubbed. 

I also baked six mini cheesecakes with pretty pink and red borders, and thennnnn dropped them. 

Happily, I had already planned a nice, easy dinner, which was just frozen chicken tender wraps with shredded pepper jack cheese, shredded lettuce, and ranch dressing. I baked a bunch of potatoes and served them with some fake bacon bits I had bought on a whim. 

I haven’t had fake bacon bits in decades, and oof, they were not good. One of the kids said they taste like dog treats, and I was gonna say, “How do you know?” but then I realized I was thinking they taste like Play Doh, and, well. Anyway, the kids did like them, so I guess that’s a win. I liked my wrap. 

I did get another cheesecake order, just a plain one with blueberry topping, and I managed to bake that without accidentally throwing it out the window or dropping an anvil on it anything.  

FRIDAY
Mac and cheese

Just regular old mac and cheese. I will probably squirt some hot sauce in there Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

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Spicy Chili Verde

You can decrease the heat by seeding the peppers, using fewer habañeros, or substituting some milder pepper. It does get less spicy as it cooks, so don't be alarmed if you make the salsa and it's overwhelming!

Ingredients

  • 5 lbs pork shoulder
  • salt and pepper
  • oil for cooking
  • 2 cups chicken broth or beer (optional)

For the salsa verde:

  • 4 Anaheim peppers
  • 2 habañero peppers
  • 4 jalapeño peppers
  • 4 medium onions, quartered
  • 12 tomatillos
  • 1 head garlic, cloves peeled or unpeeled
  • 1 bunch cilantro

For serving:

  • lime wedges
  • sour cream
  • additional cilantro for topping

Instructions

  1. Preheat the broiler.

  2. Pull the husks and stems off the tomatillos and rinse them. Cut the ends off all the peppers. Grease a large pan and put the tomatillos, peppers, and onions on it. Broil five minutes, turn, and broil five minutes more, until they are slightly charred.

  3. When they are cool enough to handle, you can at this point remove the seeds from the peppers to decrease the spiciness, if you want. If you roasted the garlic in its peel, just squeeze the insides out and discard the peels.

  4. Put the tomatillos, peppers, garlic and onions in a food processor or blender with the garlic and cilantro. Purée.

  5. In a heavy pot, heat some oil. Salt and pepper the pork chunks and brown them in the oil. You will need to do it in batches so the pork has enough room and browns, rather than simmering.

  6. When all the meat is browned, return it all to the pot and add the puréed ingredients.

  7. Simmer at a low heat for at least three hours until the meat is tender. If you want thinner chili verde, stir in the chicken broth or beer. If you don't want the pork in large chunks, press the meat with the back of a spoon to make it collapse into shreds.

  8. Spoon the chili verde into bowls, squeeze some lime juice over the top, and top with sour cream and fresh cilantro.

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Simple French onion soup

Serve with a piece of toasted baguette at the bottom of each bowl. Finish with cheese on top.

Ingredients

  • 4 Tbsp butter
  • 4 cups onion, thinly sliced
  • 1 Tbsp flour
  • 1 tsp white sugar
  • 4-6 cups beef broth (can also use chicken broth or a combination of water and white wine)
  • pepper
  • parmesan or mozzarella cheese

Instructions

  1. In a heavy pot, melt the butter and then add the onions. Cook very slowly over a low heat for about an hour, stirring occasionally, until the onions are very soft and somewhat darkened.

  2. Stir in the sugar until dissolved. Stir in the flour and mix to coat.

  3. Add the broth (or water and wine). Add pepper to taste and simmer for at least 30 minutes, preferably longer.

  4. Serve with a hunk of toasted bread in the bottom of each bowl. Sprinkle cheese on top, and if you have oven-safe dishes, brown under the broiler to form a skin on top of the soup.

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Meatballs

Make about 100 golf ball-sized meatballs. 

Ingredients

  • 3 lbs ground meat (I like to use mostly beef with some ground chicken or turkey or pork)
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 2 cups panko bread crumbs
  • 4 oz grated parmesan cheese (about 1 cup)
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
  • salt, pepper, garlic powder, oregano, basil, etc.

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400.

  2. Mix all ingredients together with your hands until it's fully blended.

  3. Form meatballs and put them in a single layer on a pan with drainage. Cook, uncovered, for 30 minutes or more until they're cooked all the way through.

  4. Add meatballs to sauce and keep warm until you're ready to serve. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 456: Please hold

Happy Friday! Let’s talk about food, all the food, and nothing but the food. Here’s what we ate this week:

SATURDAY
Leftovers and french bread pizzas

Just a regular day of shopping and errands. I forgot to buy frozen food to accompany the Saturday leftovers, so instead we ate the frozen food I had bought for the kids’ lunches. And that’s how you get to be a professional cooking blogger! 

SUNDAY
Burgers and chips

Elijah usually comes over on Sundays, and even though in reality he’s an adult and taller than me, in my head he’s still the little guy who once woke up from a nap trembling, and didn’t stop trembling until we gave him a hamburger. So I try to make sure he gets lots of hamburgers. 

Ground beef was on what passes for sale these days – $3.49 a pound – so I stocked up a bit. Maybe we’ll have burgers next week, too!

I like my burgers absolutely slobberingly smothered with ketchup and mustard, and piled up with pickles. 

MONDAY
Waffles and home fries

Monday was, of course, MLK Jr. day. It’s only in the last few years that NH made this a holiday. We used to mark MLK day by stopping for fries or something on the way home, because I would feel bad about forgetting that the schools were open but the library was closed, so the kids would spend 40 minutes after school shivering on the library steps before I got them, ever MLK day. Thanks a lot, Martin. But this time we didn’t have school! So nobody got fries. Damien went to Moe’s house to work on his car, and the rest of us had waffles and home fries. 

The waffle recipe:

For the home fries, I peeled potatoes, cut them into wedges, drizzled them with oil and seasoned them with salt, pepper, chili powder, and garlic powder, and roasted them in a hot oven until they were browned. I didn’t turn them, because I like having a roasty, crackly part on the bottom and a golden toasty part on the top. 

Also I forgot. But they did turn out nice. 

Waffles were okay, not the greatest, not sure why. 

It’s possible that waffles are only really good if you have a third thing with them, like meat or even just fruit, or eggs. Anyway, it was a filling meal.

On Sunday, I tried making some chocolate strawberry hearts I saw online (and I truly looked for the reel to link back, but I can’t find it. It’s by Foodbites). You cut the strawberries into heart shapes with a cookie cutter, then make a base with melted chocolate, stick the strawberry on it, and embellish it with more chocolate. Like this:

Pretty and simple!

Well . . . 

AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE.

The good news is, we live in a very pretty place. I truly would rather live where there’s ice and there’s snow and the whalefishes blow, but it’s not dull! We get these dazzling, exhilerating skies.

I mean also, I hardly ever shovel anymore, so that definitely helps my attitude toward winter. 

TUESDAY
Chicken quesadillas, fake Doritos

Tuesday I spent most of the day driving here and there and there and here, including out to Nelson with my apple pie money to buy a used mini refrigerator from FB Marketplace. Actually, it’s a beverage refrigerator, which makes it the perfect size for, say, four cheesecakes.

[Here, there should be a photo, but my heart quailed at the prospect of letting even such a friendly crowd see how gross my floors are right now. It’s just been super icy, so we have to put down a lot of dirt and salt outside, and guess where that ends up? Boo! Oh well. Imagine a nice little fridge with perfect shelves inside.]

All my adult life, I have wanted a little spot just to store my baked goods where no one will disturb them, and now I have it! I also had a wonderful chat with the seller, a kindred spirit who loves being in the kitchen and hates being at Market Basket. She had a lot of kitchen supplies for sale because the person who is not allowed in this post withdrew funding, and her culinary school got shut down. We chatted for a while in her spectacularly organized basement, she gave me a couple of springform pans for free, and I left feeling motivated to organize my life. (This did not happen, but I enjoyed the feeling while it lasted.)

For supper we had chicken quesadillas using the chicken left over from last week’s subpar enchiladas. I goosed them with some, I don’t know, chili powder, salt, and cumin, or something like that, and they were fine. I threw some jalapeños in mine, too. 

Everything is fine. 

WEDNESDAY
BLTs, party mix

Wednesday we had BLTs purely because my menu thus far was so thrifty, and I felt like a-splurgin’. I made a second attempt (the first one was about three years ago, and ended in tragedy) to toast the bread all at once in the oven, using that technique where you put the two oven racks close together and use the top one to hold the pieces of bread upright.

This time it worked! The secret, as any halfwitted housecat could have explained, is not to move the racks after the bread is in place. My mistake in the past was pulling the racks out so I could reach them easily, and then carefully putting the bread in there, and then trying to slide it all into the oven, and of course all the bread slithered down into the pan, defeating the entire purpose. Instead, you have to leave the racks where they are and carefully stick your hand into the oven to put the bread in. Then it works. 

This is yet another one of those things that I finally got the hang of only once it became less urgent. When we had twelve people in the house and I was trying to toast 24 pieces of bread at once, this would have been a handy hack indeed! Too soon old, too late schmart. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. I mean we had yummy sandwiches.

I spent a little bit of time trying to figure out why I like party mix so much.  I got the store brand, so none of the individual elements were that good. The pretzels and corn and tortilla chips were stale, and the cheetos, while pleasingly caveman club-shaped, were undeniably greasy. I guess it’s because of the variety that it seems like a treat. Also, it’s called “party mix.” I guess if they called it “Stale But Miscellaneous,” I would be less avid a fan. 

This is why I haven’t been writing a lot lately. My brain just stands there, ruminating slowly over little bits of straw, like an elderly cow who has forgotten how to leave the barn. I’m . . . it’s January. We’re fine. 

THURSDAY
Gochujang bulgoki, rice,  seaweed, sesame chicken

It’s been a while since I”ve made this excellent meal! Pretty often, I will just marinate pork ribs in the marinade, and then grill or broil them. But this time, I decided to go Full Bulgoki. Here’s the marinade:

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You can make this with beef, but I prefer it with pork. 

So in the morning, I sliced up a couple of onions and shredded a bunch of carrots in the food processor, and sliced a bunch of boneless pork ribs as thinly as I could, and set that to marinate together. Then I set up the Instant Pot with rice and water, cut up the broccoli, and even located the sesame oil and sesame seeds, which sometimes wander off to parts unknown right when I need them. 

I don’t even know what I did the rest of the day, but I was — oh wait, I do! Starting back in mid-December, I have trying to finish this complicated application for a thing, but they sent it back and said their new policy is that they need copies of everyone’s social security cards. Lucy’s has, of course, gone missing. So we went to get a replacement, and it turns out you need a government-issued ID for that. Which we don’t have, because I haven’t gotten around to finishing teaching her to drive yet. So we decided to go for a non-driver ID, and to get THAT, you need. . . .your social security card. Tra la la! Your call is very important to us! Have you signed in at the kiosk? The kiosk is only for individuals with an appointment! Appointments cannot be made online, but must be made by phone. Please have your social security card ready before calling. 

Well eventually we rustled up some backups, and I vouched for her, and she got the thing, and I got the thing, and I sent off the application, and all manner of things shall be whatever. 

This is a long way of saying that, when I got back home, I was extremely glad that all I had to do was press the rice button, pan fry the meat mixture, and throw the broccoli in a hot oven with sesame oil, soy sauce, and sesame seeds, and in about 25 minutes, we had a meal that was completely yummo. 

The bulgoki is often eaten wrapped in lettuce, which is also delicious, but I like using seaweed. You tear off a bit and use it as a scoop to grab up a little rice and meat

It’s just so good. I think bundles is the superior form of food. 

FRIDAY
Tuna noodle

The kids asked for this, and I wrote it down on the menu, but I will probably kidnap Damien into a pizza place. I was going to be kind and make the tuna noodle for the kids, but they are all in the kitchen right now, being SO loud, and also they were hogging both bathrooms this morning, so I feel like I need to do something. Vive le resistance. They can make their own casserole. 

Like much of the country, we are expecting anywhere from one to two feet of snow, and — again, speaking as the lady of the house who has been promoted to “you stay inside; we’ll handle the shoveling” — I’m all for it. We were in a drought for most of last summer, and my pumpkins really felt it, so I hope all this snow will replenish the water table. I hope a lot of things. Please hold. Your hope is very important to us. 

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Gochujang bulgoki (spicy Korean pork)


Ingredients

  • 1.5 pound boneless pork, sliced thin
  • 4 carrots in matchsticks or shreds
  • 1 onion sliced thin

sauce:

  • 5 generous Tbsp gochujang (fermented pepper paste)
  • 2 Tbsp honey
  • 2 tsp sugar
  • 2 Tbsp soy sauce
  • 5 cloves minced garlic

Serve with white rice and nori (seaweed sheets) or lettuce leaves to wrap

Instructions

  1. Combine pork, onions, and carrots.

    Mix together all sauce ingredients and stir into pork and vegetables. 

    Cover and let marinate for several hours or overnight.

    Heat a pan with a little oil and sauté the pork mixture until pork is cooked through.

    Serve with rice and lettuce or nori. Eat by taking pieces of lettuce or nori, putting a scoop of meat and rice in, and making little bundles to eat. 

What’s for supper? Vol. 455: There’s a crack in everything. That’s how you get more cheesecake.

In haste! In haste! For I am very behind schedule, and in the middle of a bunch of things, and also not getting anything done. Surely, at least, I can write about food. Here is what we had this week: 

SATURDAY
Leftover supreme, pizza pockets

Boy, Saturday seems like ages ago. 

SUNDAY
Smoked pork ribs, mashed potato puffs, vegetables and dip, strawberry shortcake

Sunday was Damien’s fake birthday (his real birthday was during the week, and we were too busy to celebrate). He spent the day making some incredible smoked ribs

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and I plunged back into the misty past and dug up a recipe I haven’t used since the early days of our marriage. It is from The Joy of Cooking,

and holy cow, this book is a trip. More on that later. 

The ribs turned out magnificent, as usual. He made three racks of ribs.

Corrie’s longing gaze speaks for all of us. 

They were incredibly juicy and tender, with a wonderful smoky, spicy, sticking coating 

I thought the mashed potato puffs came out great, and I thought they would blow the kids’ minds, but they found them adequate at best. Maybe they were expecting them to be like tater tots, and were not expecting the insides to be soft and creamy. Oh well! I had fun making them. Here’s the recipe. I think I made quadruple this amount.

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They are like extremely moist biscuits inside, like potatoes that are thinking about bread. I used instant mashed potatoes that were flavored with garlic or something, and I thought they were yummo. Cute, too. 

Probably you could make them more uniform with a cookie dough scoop or something, but I thought it was amusing when they fried themselves into these little bulbous shapes. 

For dessert, we had strawberry shortcake. Well, it wasn’t shortcake; it was angel food cake with macerated strawberry topping and whipped cream. But if you say “strawberry angel food cake,” people think you mean the cake itself is flavored with strawberries, and last time I tried that, it was CLAGGY. I was still a little gunshy after that cake, so I just bought a mix for angel food cake, and it turned out fine. 

Fine with DINOSAUR CANDLES, which is the best kind of fine. I mashed up some fresh strawberries with sugar and a little vanilla, and we topped it with freshly whipped cream. 

Not super photogenic, but delicious. And now Damien and I are the same age again!

MONDAY
Leftover pork with ramen 

Monday, I decided to see what kind of Valentine’s designs I might do for cheesecakes, which are selling fairly briskly. I tried a sort of heart design, overbaked the cake, and then cracked it while taking it out of the pan. 

So, tragically, we were forced to eat this one. Happy Valentine’s Day to us. 

For supper, I was planning ramen with some sort of Asian pork, but there was so much delectable smoked pork ribs leftover, we just had that, plus ramen. I stuffed a bunch of raw spinach in my bowl, ladled hot ramen over that, topped it with crunchy noodles, and just chucked the pork on top. 

Let me tell you, that’s the best thing that ever could have happened to that ramen. 

I spent most of the day de-Christmasing the house, and it felt pretty good. I packed things up in such a way that I will not be furious at myself next Advent, too. 

TUESDAY
Ina Garten’s roast chicken with potatoes

Tuesday I took a hard look at all the neatly packed and labelled Christmas boxes, estimated their volume, and admitted to myself that if I wanted them out of my dining room, I was gonna have to clear the landing off, because the mess was blocking access to the attic door, and the other access point has a whole other set of issues that I don’t even want to think about now. So, yes, clean the landing. 

For most people, a job like this would mean sorting books and toys, throwing out trash, and organizing, and giving it a good sweep. For our family, this meant picking up 4,000 Barbie dolls dressed in toilet paper dresses, stacking up dozens and dozens of canvases, sweeping up a bunch of broken glass, and of course moving the bunk bed where people have been storing their boxes and boxes of MISC.

Of course I got it partway down before I admitted to myself that there was no way it was gonna fit around that corner. I had already discerned that I couldn’t really take it apart. This bunk bed is so venerable, it’s been slept on by various children for something like 21 years straight, and the wood and the hardware had kind of melded together.

So, I sawed it in half! Then it fit down the stairs. I dragged it outside, and in the spring, I’m going to put it back together and make a little greenhouse with the giant glass panes I picked up back when I thought I was gonna build a sunroom. 

Gotta make sure the front of the house looks weird one way or the other, I guess. I’ll move it when there isn’t ice everywhere, trying to kill you. 

Oh anyway, I got some chickens in the oven in the early afternoon, using Ina Garten’s low effort, huge payoff recipe, with the thyme, lemon halves, and entire heads of garlic inside. I cooked it with carrots and onions, skipped the fennel, and added a bunch of quartered potatoes, including a separate pan with just vegetables. By the time we got home, the house smelled SO GOOD

and I was feeling pretty smug about having taken a big step toward making the upstairs livable again, and also having a gorgeous dinner ready. 

Well, it’s gorgeous in the pan. On the plate, you need to do a little more food styling than I was willing to do, because I was HONGRY. 

You will have to take my word for it that this was a deeply flavorful meal with crisply roasted vegetables and succulent chicken. And then, as is our tradition, Corrie pulled out the lemons and ate them, and I claimed the garlic. 

Also not gorgeous! It looks like I’m eating someone’s paw. But really, it was so good. I love this meal so much. 

WEDNESDAY
Pizza

Nothing fancy, just pepperoni, olive, and plain cheese. The only notable thing was that I forgot to defrost the dough, so I thawed it in its bags in a bowl of warm water. Which worked, but I was putting too much faith in those bags, and the dough got all wet, bleh. It was fine, I just used tons of extra flour. Lesson learned. 

I also took a bunch of chicken leg quarters (always a tricky cut to know what to do with) and threw them in the pressure cooker with some chicken broth and a bunch of vaguely Mexican spices. When they were cooked, I drained the broth and put them in the fridge. 

THURSDAY
Chicken enchiladas, beans and rice, tortilla chips

Thursday I had a doctor appointment in the morning — we somehow scheduled FOUR doctor appointments this week — and was glad, when I got home, to have the chicken already cooked. I chopped up a bunch of onions and started them caramelizing, and shredded some cheese. 

When I am making enchiladas, I usually coat the chicken with spices and slowly pan fry it, and then shred the meat. This time, I shredded the cooked meat, mixed it with onions and cheese, and added a bunch of seasoning. Guess what? It wasn’t that good. The texture and the flavor were both inferior. Oh well. 

They weren’t bad. 

Just not that great. The beans and rice I mad was pretty blah, too. Oh well!

Not a terrible meal. I just know I can do better. 
Speaking of which, I also made a cheesecake for an order and somehow got, like, an entire eggshell in there. I have never done this before and I don’t know how it happened, but dang. I argued with myself for a while that maybe the customer wouldn’t notice or care, or maybe somehow the eggshell would have settled down to the bottom and would blend in with the bottom crust, but eventually I acknowledged that I really needed to remake it. 

I also made six mini cheesecakes, testing out some more ideas for Valentine’s day decorations. I was afraid they were browning too quickly, so I carefully covered them with tinfoil. Then I took it off, and dragged the tinfoil over the tops of every single last one, and ruined the designs. 

Soooo looks like the family has another cheesecake to eat. Actually a cheesecake and six mini cheesecakes. Very tragic. And then I made another cheesecake. 

FRIDAY
Ziti

Damien is taking a kid to the last doctor appointment of the week, and I’m, well, I’m making more cheesecake. I do make very good cheesecake, and people keep buying it. This is essentially how I am paying for my new terrible health insurance, and ain’t that America. 

Oh gosh, I forgot I was gonna say more about the Joy of Cooking! I think I will just do a photo dump of all the pages that caught my eye as I riffled through the pages. In no particular order, here is a little tour of a very different world. 

Remember this when someone waxes nostalgic about the past. The past was kind of gross, and a lot of work, and judgy, whew! I would probably eat Emergency Fish Cakes, though. I just pray I never find out if I have it in me to put on my boots and pull the skin off a squirrel. 

In conclusions let me say: Obviously, a classic salmi, fully accoutered, is only for the skilled cook whose husband is a Nimrod and has presented her with more than a single bird. If she is less well endowed, she will have to base her sauce on the backs, wings and necks of he bird that is being presented and eke out her Espagnole Sauce with veal stock. 

And don’t you forget it! 

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sugar smoked ribs

the proportions are flexible here. You can adjust the sugar rub to make it more or less spicy or sweet. Just pile tons of everything on and give it puh-lenty of time to smoke.

Ingredients

  • rack pork ribs
  • yellow mustard
  • Coke
  • extra brown sugar

For the sugar rub:

  • 1-1/2 cups brown sugar
  • 1/2 cups white sugar
  • 2 Tbsp chili powder
  • 2 Tbsp garlic powder
  • 1 tsp red pepper flakes
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • 2 Tbsp salt
  • 1 Tbsp white pepper

Instructions

  1. Coat the ribs in yellow mustard and cover them with sugar rub mixture

  2. Smoke at 225 for 3 hours

  3. Take ribs out, make a sort of envelope of tin foil and pour Coke and brown sugar over them. close up the envelope.

  4. Return ribs to smoker and cook another 2 hours.

  5. Remove tinfoil and smoke another 45-min.

  6. Finish on grill to give it a char.

 

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Mashed potato puffs

Great way to use leftover mashed potatoes. Also worth mashing potatoes just to make these (or use instant!)

Ingredients

  • oil for frying
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 cup mashed potatoes at room temperature
  • 1 egg

Instructions

  1. Start heating several inches of oil in a heavy pot.

  2. In a bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, and salt.

  3. Add in the mashed potatoes and stir until smooth.

  4. Lightly beat the egg and stir that in until combined.

  5. When the oil has reached 385 °F (the surface should be shimmering but not yet smoking), carefully drop in blobs of the potato mixture, about a tablespoon's worth each. They should start to bubble and darken instantly; if not, your oil is not hot enough. Don't crowd the pot, because you want to be able to move the puffs around so they get cooked on all sides.

  6. Fry them in batches until they are a dark golden brown, frequently shuffling them around with a wooden spoon. As each batch is done, pull them out with a slotted spoon or deep fryer scoop, let them drain for a few seconds, and move them to a platter with paper towels to absorb the extra oil. They can be kept warm in the oven for a short time, but they are best when they are fresh.

What’s for supper? Vol. 454: This is the account of what we had for supper.

Happy Friday! Let’s talk about food. 

SATURDAY
Leftovers and fancy cheesecake

Just a regular day of shopping and chores. The leftovers were slightly more disparate than usual, because of the day’s proximity to NYE.

The day before, I had to cancel a cheesecake order because of the shattered oven door, but I still had all those ingredients at room temperature; so I made a cheesecake just for us. I used the opportunity to experiment with a baked-in design. I took a few spoonfuls of raw batter and mixed them with different food colors, then piped lines onto the raw cheesecake, and then dragged them in concentric circles with a wooden skewer. 

Then I baked it as normal and left it in the oven to cool very slowly overnight. In the morning, it looked like this:

A little darker than I like to let cheesecake get, and the yellow does not look great, but otherwise a success as far as the design! There are a million tutorials for clever wet-on-wet designs, and I could also do names or messages. I have some almost-certain news about my baking future that I want to share, but it’s not a done deal yet!

Anyway, it was a very yummy cheesecake, and it was the first one my family and I have had in a long time! I’ve made so many cheesecakes lately, but they all went out the door. 

Anyway, the kids helped me make my menu for the week, and we somehow arrived at the idea of A Week of Sandwiches. So here’s how that went. (Spoiler: It went in between two pieces of bread, mostly.)

SUNDAY
Meatball subs, veggies and dip

I usually take allll the shortcuts for meatballs,

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but this time I used fresh garlic and onion, rather than powders. But I did use the easy peasy cooking method of putting them on a rack on a pan and baking them. 

It still shakes me up that this is enough food for the family. I used to make almost three times this much! 

When the meatballs were cooked, I transferred them to the slow cooker with sauce, cut up a bunch of veggies

and lo, there was supper. The first sandwich. 

This picture reminds me that I also made banana muffins. I was cleaning the kitchen and found an ungodly number of nearly-dead bananas, so I made 24 muffins for snacks and lunches. Here’s my basic recipe:

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Not thrilling, but a very decent muffin. 

And that was the end of vacation!

MONDAY
Vermonter sandwiches, fries, hot pretzels

First day back at school. It went about like you would expect. Sophia (who in in college and still on vacation) made some fancy cookies, so I ended up switching around my menu, and one of the kids discovered some frozen pretzels I forgot to make on Saturday, and we had a tasty but slightly incoherent supper. 

Vermonter sandwiches: Chicken breast, bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, tart green apple, and honey mustard sauce on sourdough or ciabatta. I ended up finishing cooking the chicken in the leftover bacon grease, and I have no regrets.

Tasty.  

And that was the second sandwich. 

TUESDAY
Chopped Italian subs, antipasto 

Tuesday the replacement glass for the oven door arrived! Damien has had 9,000 other repair projects, though, so it’s still in its box. The oven actually works fine. I’m just opening and closing the door very carefully! (It’s just the inner glass that’s broken, so I’m not cooking with a big hole in my oven, thanks for asking.) 

The only tricky thing about serving sandwiches all week is coming up with different side dishes. I don’t like serving chips or fries more than once each per week. So for Tuesday, I figured we’d lean into the Italian thing and have an antipasto dish, made up of all the little snicky snacks still leftover from NYE and Sophia’s birthday. We also had leftover challah, which gets dry really really fast, so I cut that into cracker-sized pieces and toasted them with olive oil and kosher salt. They turned out kind of weird! Less bruschetta, more, I don’t know, biscuit-y. Much better when hot out of the oven. 

So again, a little incoherent, but yummy. 

*ahem* 
sound like anyone you know? 

[here I have deleted a photo of me winking archly at the camera. You are welcome]

Anyway, so then we had the sandwiches, which really would be better if the kids would let me mix up all the ingredients together like you’re supposed to. But they like their separate bowls, so we had chopped ham and various kinds of salami in one bowl, then shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, chopped provolone and chopped other cheese, I forget what. And then I put out various dressings and vinegars, and a jar of that hotsy totsy pepper spread. And a big jar of pickles. 

The third sandwich.  

Also in this photo, you can see the absolute star of this year’s Christmas presents: A water bottle that looks like a can of Slurm. Corrie’s pride and joy. 

WEDNESDAY
Grilled ham and cheese

I think Wednesday was the day I slept 12 hours. I honestly don’t know if I’m getting sick, or if I’m catching up from Christmas, or maybe I just really like sleeping, but that is what happened. I was none too sharp the rest of the day. We had grilled ham and cheese, fake Doritos, and pickles for supper. 

And you know what, for once I didn’t burn any of the sandwiches. Still, some of them turned out better than others. 

The fourth sandwich. 

THURSDAY
Chicken wraps, baked potato

I think it was Thursday morning that Damien noticed my tire had kind of fallen off. You would think this is the kind of thing I would notice on my own, but I did not. I mean, presumably it happened while the car was parked and not while I was driving it around, but who knows. So that meant both our cars were out of commission, too ra loo. Luckily, we were able to borrow Sophia’s car. Score one for the terrible economy that prevents adult kids from moving out too fast, I guess! 

I had bought a bag of spicy chicken cutlets from Walmart — the kind where the chicken is raw under the breading, so it takes longer to cook, but it’s somewhat cheaper than pre-cooked, and they’re really quite good. We had chicken wraps with shredded lettuce and various cheeses left over from various meals. I put ranch dressing on mine. And we are calling this a sandwich, because what else is it? That’s a sandwich. 

I also baked some potatoes because the whole side dish thing had gotten out of sync, and that’s what was left. So kind of a weird combination, but nobody went hungry. Not when we had potatoes, and the fifth sandwich. 

FRIDAY
Pancakes? 

Okay, pancakes are not sandwiches. I can acknowledge that. However, Damien put a new tire on my car and 90% fixed his brakes, and that’s not sandwiches, either! What it is is actually pretty hot. I gotta run out and mail out a thing I sold on Marketplace (a five-foot-tall Batman lamp that I thought would be a huge hit on Christmas, and it absolutely was not), drop Damien off at Adoration, pick up the kids, and get Corrie’s ear hole that closed up re-pierced so her ears will be healed in time for her birthday, which is not really soon, but somehow the entire household is planning for it already. I slept so late I had time to dream a really long dream, and then dream further that I woke up and was telling people about the first dream. A dream within a dream. A dream sandwich, if you will. 

Aha! And so it was morning and it was evening, the sixth sandwich. And I saw all the sandwiches I had made, and they were not bad at all. 

In conclusion, I have one other photo on my camera roll that I didn’t manage to incorporate. Here it is.

Okay, now I can rest. 

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Meatballs

Make about 100 golf ball-sized meatballs. 

Ingredients

  • 3 lbs ground meat (I like to use mostly beef with some ground chicken or turkey or pork)
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 2 cups panko bread crumbs
  • 4 oz grated parmesan cheese (about 1 cup)
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
  • salt, pepper, garlic powder, oregano, basil, etc.

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400.

  2. Mix all ingredients together with your hands until it's fully blended.

  3. Form meatballs and put them in a single layer on a pan with drainage. Cook, uncovered, for 30 minutes or more until they're cooked all the way through.

  4. Add meatballs to sauce and keep warm until you're ready to serve. 

 

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Banana bread or muffins

adapted from Quick Breads, Soups & Stews by Mary Gubser

Ingredients

  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 3 ripe bananas, mashed well
  • 1/2 cup chopped nuts optional

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 375.

  2. In one bowl, sift flour, baking soda, and salt together.

  3. In a mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating well in between. Add mashed bananas and mix well.

  4. Gradually add the dry ingredients and blend well. If you're adding nuts, fold them in.

  5. Grease 12 muffin tins or a loaf pan and pour the batter in.

  6. Bake 20 minutes or longer, until the top is slightly browned.