My beloved cover
was done by the immensely talented John Herreid, who is a graphic artist for Ignatius Press. (He also happens to be my sister’s husband’s brother, and he made the cover for me as a gift!)
while lovingly creating some of his favorite book covers. So cool.
No setting traps for the baby just because you’re bored.
Or if you must, no using the last of the ham as bait.
It’s short. Go read the whole thing:
First, I just want to thank you guys. My book has been selling really well, and I know it’s because of so much enthusiastic word of mouth buzz, and all the folks who were kind enough to take the time to leave a review on Amazon. You are so generous, and I am amazed. The outpouring of goodwill has just been overwhelming. Thank you.
Second, with all the hoop de doo,
Hoop de doo, your holiness!
I forgot to name a winner for the Small Steps for Catholic Moms contest! So . . . .
THE WINNER IS . . .
Guest!
Ha ha, no kidding, that’s what it says. It’s okay, I have your email address, and I will contact you to get your mailing address. It’s a great book, and I know you will enjoy it. I even bought a bubble wrap mailer.
Third, I also forgot to name a winner for the last contest I held, where I was pre-giving-away a copy of my book. So . . .
Emily, Monique, and Bridget, your ebooks are going out right away. See? I said it would be November, and here it is October! Early! I win!
Fourth, I am going to do yet another contest for anyone who’s read my book, and I will totally not forget to give the prize this time, I swear. And the prize this time will bekind of awesome. I’m being vague because I don’t have an image to share yet, but I think you’re going to love it.
Here’s how you enter:
1. Read my book. Come on, it’s $4.99, and it’s short.
2. Leave an honest review on Amazon, and email a screenshot of your review to simchafisher [at] gmail [dot] com. Please put “MY AMAZON REVIEW” in the subject line.
3. That’s it. You’re entered. People who’ve already written reviews, are of course, welcome to enter. And the prize this time will be kind of awesome.
Fifth, I am going to be chatting about my book on the Son Rise Morning Show at around 8:40 Eastern Time on Friday the 18th. Hope you can catch it!
Oh, man, what a week.
MARLBOROUGH — Popular blogger Simcha Fisher’s first book, The Sinner’s Guide to Natural Family Planning, became a bestseller overnight after Fisher accidentally published the e-book a month early.
“I freaked out when I realized it was live, but I couldn’t figure out how to take it down. The next morning it was a number one bestseller on Kindle,” Fisher said. “Apparently there was an option to set the release date, but I sort of glossed over that part, and now here we are. Great news, obviously, and the whole family is very happy. But we are scrambling with the logistics, because the timing was a little . . . unexpected. Good thing we had already picked out a name. For the book.”
Fisher added, “Yes, yes, book about NFP, accidental launch, irony, I get it. I get it!”
Fisher planned to launch the e-book in November, to coincide with the audio version of her book produced by Audible.com. Fisher thought she was setting up her Kindle publishing account in advance, but instead published the book. Within 24 hours it was the top selling Catholic e-book, and the top selling Catholic book in all published categories on Amazon.
“I didn’t even have time to think about it,” Fisher said. “I still had to drive the kids to a birthday party and go grocery shopping. It really hasn’t sunk in yet that I’m beating out the Pope. And St. Augustine. And the Bible. Oh gosh, when does the dump close today? I told you boys to sort that recycling!”
Fisher, a popular writer and speaker whose work appears in the National Catholic Register, Our Sunday Visitor, Catholic Digest, and other publications, offers her frank and funny take on Catholic sex, marriage, and family planning in The Sinner’s Guide to Natural Family Planning.
“If you’ve tried natural family planning and have discovered that your life is now awful – or if you feel judged or judgey, or if you trust NFP but your doctor doesn’t, or if just you’re trying to figure out how the heck to have a sex life that is holy but still human – you’ll find comfort, encouragement, honesty, wit, and, most importantly, practical advice in my book,” Fisher said.
The Sinners Guide to Natural Family Planning is already being hailed as a turning point in how Catholics can deal with this sometimes-difficult subject. There are 26 reviews on Amazon, with an average rating of five stars.
“I’m pretty sure that one three-star rating is a joke,” Fisher said. “My readers are real wise asses. But seriously, if you think that taking bread out of the mouths of my children is a joking matter, by all means, continue.”
Simcha Fisher lives in Marlborough, NH, with her husband and nine children. She is available for interviews and can be contacted at simchafisher@gmail.com.
Her book is available now on Amazon, Smashwords, and Nook. The Audible.com version will be available for pre-order very soon, and a print version is in the works.
So you’ve been hauled over the coals? Don’t follow the advice of pride and lose your temper. Think: ‘How charitable they are toward me! The things they’ve left unsaid!’
Ha. I needed to hear that. Here is the prayer that goes with it:
Here is another taste of what you can find in this book. This excerpt is from November, which has a theme of gratitude:
Think:“Because I am so weak, you have pleased to grant my childish little desires, and now you will grant the rest—other desires far greater than the Universe.”– St. Thérèse of LisieuxPray:You have given me so much, gracious God. I look over my catalog of blessings this month, and I am moved by your generosity. So often, my prayers are petitions that are tied to this world on earth. Please know that above all, I want most to be with you in heaven.Act:Take a moment today to thank someone who accepts you despite your weaknesses. These kinds of friends are gifts of the Holy Spirit.
is now online for your reading pleasure. Also includes the names of some excellent charities, and some tips for how to plan for your own financial future.
Listen to crickets slowed way down.
Tell me this isn’t a song of praise.
Last week, I did the last thing Pope Francis would want: I yelled at people for not liking Pope Francis. A few commenters pointed out that it doesn’t help anyone to cement the “us vs. them” mentality, when we’re all supposed to be part of the same family. “BOMFOG,” they used to call it — brotherhood of man under the fatherhood of God — I guess because Nelson Rockerfeller used to use the phrase constantly, maybe thoughtlessly, in his speeches.
Well, so, now Pope Francis is calling what’s called an “extraordinary synod” to discuss the subject of family. And man, this is not going to be any thoughtless, jargoned hot air. According to the Catholic Herald:
The extraordinary synod will see heads of Eastern churches, presidents of the bishops’ conferences, and heads of Curia offices gather at the Vatican from October 5 – 19 for a meeting entitled “Pastoral Challenges of the Family in Context of Evangelisation”.
A 1969 extraordinary session was dedicated to improving cooperation between the Holy See and national bishops’ conferences; and a 1985 extraordinary session, dedicated to the 20th anniversary of the end of the Second Vatican Council, recommended the compilation of the Catechism of the Catholic Church, which was published seven years later.
Pope Francis had told reporters accompanying him on his plane back from Rio de Janeiro in July that the next synod would explore a “somewhat deeper pastoral care of marriage,” including the question of the eligibility of divorced and remarried Catholics to receive Communion.
He added that at the time that Church law governing marriage annulments also “has to be reviewed, because ecclesiastical tribunals are not sufficient for this. It is complex, the problem of the pastoral care of marriage.” Such problems, he said, exemplified a general need for forgiveness in the Church today.
“The Church is a mother, and she must travel this path of mercy, and find a form of mercy for all,” the Pope added.
Go, Papa! Bring this family of man together.
I’m only about half sucker; so I knew it wasn’t really true that Obama contracted helicopters to hover over Mount Rushmore with a big curtain.
But I assumed it was true that the Amber Alert system was shut down. Turns out Amber Alert, as a way of quickly notifying the public that a child has been abducted and is in immediate danger, is still functioning; it’s just the website that’s shut down because, if the website (not the program itself) is unmanned while the admins are furloughed, it’s vulnerable to hackers. According to the Huffington Post:
Amber Alerts are issued jurisdictionally. It’s the duty of local police, press and city governments to get information on child abductions out to the public. Law enforcement agencies still have the ability to get the word out via tweets, news broadcasts, cell phone alerts and road signs.
Additionally, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children is in charge of compiling the DOJ’s national Amber Alert information. Its website is still up and running, and there are no active Amber Alerts at this time.
Glad to hear that, in this specific instance, innocent people won’t be suffering just because we have a two party system consisting of, as Mark Shea says, the Stupid Evil Party and the Evil Stupid Party.
As far as the government shutdown goes, the truth is somewhere between “This is all just impartial and automatic business, and there’s no reason to take things personally” and “This is all designed specifically to persecute the innocent and the needy.” Knowing what we know about the Obama administration and about the current crop of republicans, I have no problem believing that much of the shut-down effects were purposely and callously designed to make the public suffer because it makes a good bargaining chip/talking point. At the same time, knowing what I know about the lumbering, nonsensical, illogical workings of government, I have no problem believing that much of it is just how things shook out once the process was set in motion.
I believe that some of it is random if unfortunate, and some is spiteful and targeted. It’s government. Why can’t it be both?
And, not that anyone asked, but I believe that Ted Cruz is less of a shining, courageous knight and more of a self-serving maroon without two brain cells to rub together. Ugh. One thing you can be sure of, both parties are making money hand over fist from this debacle. Have politicians really gotten worse, or have I just finally stopped being fooled?
Again, why can’t it be both?
