Hello! You may remember me from that time you used to get an email from me every time I posted. But then, several weeks ago, WordPress stopped sending emails; but I didn’t realize until recently. I’ve been plugging along, wondering where 40% of my readers went. My brother fixed it for me last night. Sorry about that! I think it happened when we updated WordPress. I believe some people got an email called “test,” and also some people got one with lots of links (I have no idea why that one random post was chosen to be sent out).
Would it be helpful to have a round-up post with links to all the posts you may have missed for the last several weeks? Or should we just move along?
Anyway, here’s what we ate this week:
SATURDAY
Nachos
Damien made three platters of nachos, including one with lots of jalapeños and queso. I hardly ever buy a jar of queso, because I am completely shameless. I could be actively dying of a heart attack and I would bat away the defibrillator so I could run my finger around the inside of the queso jar one more time. But it’s okay, because I went to the Y a couple weeks ago.
SUNDAY
Shawarma! Rice pilaf! Baklava!
So, I’m not pregnant, we have no babies or even really toddlers, Damien’s home for dinner most nights, we’re not drowning in poverty, nobody’s having a health crisis, and we can finally relax a bit. So what do we do? We sign up for All The Things. This week, it was the themed dinner for the Dead Theologians Society youth group. If you have this in your parish, you should totally sign up! Really neat program, especially for kids who are allergic to LifeTeen stuff. The kids have a social time, then they learn about a saint, then they have prayer time, and then they eat a meal related to the saint. This week it was Mary Magdalene, who apparently comes from a region of Israel renowned for its pickled fish.
Coward that I am, I settled on shawarma. (And now I’m imagining swooping in and settling, bat-like, on a pan of shawarma to devour it noisily, which is, in fact, what happened.) I thought there would be about 25 people, so I prepared 20 pounds of chicken. Terrified it wouldn’t be enough food, I made about a barrel full of rice pilaf and loaded up the church kitchen counter with pita, tomatoes, cucumbers, stirred up a bunch of yogurt sauce, dished out so many black and red olives and so much feta cheese and parsley, and chopped up some pomegranates, and then I made baklava for dessert. I did buy store-bought hummus.
Yeah, so, it was enough food. This is about half of what I made.
I surveyed a bunch of rice pilaf recipes, and ended up just winging it. It was fine, if a bit bland. I cooked up a bunch of basmati rice, then stirred in blonde raisins, pepitos, parsley, curry powder, cumin, cinnamon, pepper, and whatnot. I didn’t get a great pic, but it was kind of meh anyway. It smelled fantastic, though.
Pepitos, it turns out, are pumpkin seeds without the outer shell. I thought they were squash seeds! Now I know something.
I got the baklava recipe from Pioneer Woman, and I followed it slavishly, so I won’t make my own recipe card. I did use almond extract along with the vanilla, and that was nice. I also used less of the syrup than it called for, since I always find baklava way too sweet and sticky. It was still very sweet, but not monstrously so.
You can definitely make baklava! It’s a little time-consuming, but not difficult, and it would make good Christmas treats. Basically you brush a ton of sheets of phyllo dough with butter and spread a few layers of chopped walnuts and cinnamon in between some, then bake it and cut it, then pour a hot syrup of honey, butter, sugar, and extracts over that (and the sizzling is a lot of fun), and let it sit.
I started pouring the honey over the butter and then though, “Ooh, other people are gonna want to see this.” I’ve never had so much honey in one place before.
If you listen carefully, you can hear me breathing heavily, and if you listen really carefully, you can hear my heart saying, “Really? After our little talk about all that queso, really?”
Once it was thoroughly soaked, I put the pieces in cupcake papers. I ended up with about 50 large pieces of baklava from a double recipe.
It was pretty popular!
Next time, I will experiment with adding different things to the walnuts. Maybe some bits of candied citrus, hmmmmm.
I didn’t get any pics of the shawarma itself, but I’d call the meal a success. I’ll put the shawarma and yogurt sauce recipe cards at the end
*****Note! The recipe cards are on a second page! You will need to click on the little 2 in a box to get to the next page and see the recipe cards! Unless the Jump to Recipe thing is magically working today*****
and harass you one last time to make some shawarma. It’s so easy — just make a simple marinade for chicken and onions, and you slide it into a pan, cook, and then chop it up — and the flavor is out of this world. Dish up a bunch of cheerful little toppings so picky people can pick what they like, and you get one happy evening.
MONDAY
Chicken sandwiches with basil, tomato, and mozzarella; chips
This is what I was planning for Sunday, somehow not realizing we’d have a mountain of shawarma leftovers. Damien picked up some frozen herb and parmesan-crusted chicken breasts, and we had those on ciabatta rolls with tomato, basil, and fresh mozzarella.
I make mine with plenty of olive oil and balsamic vinegar and freshly-ground salt and pepper, as you can see. So good, even though November tomatoes are rather weary.
Also, check out my pretty new drinking glasses! A great score at the Salvation Army. I’m slowly replacing our plastic ware with ceramic, glass, and steel before we all grow phthalate tails out of our faces.
TUESDAY
Banh mi
Another dish that used to seem intimidating and now is routine but delicious. You slice up the pork and get it marinating in the morning and quick pickle some carrots, and by evening all you have to do is throw the meat in a pan and broil it, and you have an amazing sandwich just exploding with flavor.
Jump to RecipeIt helps if you have a little bear to help you with the carrots.
I shared this on Facebook and several people pointed out that it’s not necessary to peel carrots, if you give them a quick scrub. Never occurred to me! I wonder how many of my kitchen habits are outmoded. It seems to me carrot peels used to be tougher and dirtier, but I really don’t know. I’m thinking of the woman whose husband asked her why she always cuts the ends off roast beef before she cooks it, and she said she learned it from her mother. So they asked her mother, and she said she learned it from her mother. So they go visit old granny at the rest home, and she says, “Oh, it’s because the only pan I had was too small to fit a whole roast.”
Anyway, it kept Corrie busy for a good ten minutes, so that’s a good enough reason for me. I also had some luck with a bag of dried beans and a cupcake pan. This bought me over half an hour!
What was I talking about? Oh, banh mi. I like my sandwich on toasted bread, with plain cucumbers, a bunch of cilantro, and some mayo with sriracha sauce stirred in.
The kids don’t even complain about the smell of fish sauce anymore! Or maybe they all just have colds. Anyway, I’m drinking more.
WEDNESDAY
Italian wedding soup, pumpkin muffins
I didn’t really have a recipe for this. I just surveyed a bunch of recipes and figured I had the basic idea. I’ll add my recipe card at the end (Jump to Recipe), but you can definitely put your own spin on this.
I made about 70 meatballs with ground turkey, parmesan, and fresh parsley. You could also use pork or a combination of ground meats. I boiled them in chicken broth, but I may bake them in the oven next time before adding to the soup, as they got a little blurry.
So it’s just chicken broth with bunch of tasty little meatballs, and then I threw in a few handfuls of ance di pepe (that is pasta in little nubbins; other small pastas would work fine) and a ton of torn-up spinach, and let it simmer. You can top it with more parmesan and some fresh pepper. I thought it was great, and so easy.
We had pumpkin bread (Jump to Recipe) because I promised Benny, but I would rather have had a more bready bread with this dish. Still, a cozy, hearty meal for a sniffly, drizzly day.
THURSDAY
Pizza
I flexed my pizza muscles a bit and made one cheese pizza, two pepperoni, one olive, and one *ahem* olive, garlic, feta, tomato, spinach, and parmesan.
Veddy good.
FRIDAY
Spaghetti
And that’s that. I’m going to put the recipe cards on page 2! If you wish to see the recipe cards, then you must click on the little box with a “2” in it! Here is a screen shot of what will be at the bottom of the page. Please click on the 2!
Oh, and one more thing: I have sooo much phyllo dough left over from the baklava. Might as well use it for Thanksgiving. What’s your favorite phyllo dough recipe that isn’t baklava? Could be dessert or a side dish, like an asparagus tart or whatever.
Also, what’s the verdict on a “here’s what you missed” post, for people who weren’t getting my emails? Yes or no?
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I made little savory pumpkin and feta phyllo pies as an appetizer one Thanksgiving. The recipe I used was from Claudia Rodens’s Middle Eastern cookbook. This recipe is similar: https://forward.com/articles/164440/romping-through-jewish-pumpkin-patch/
I have never eaten baklava.
One of these days I am going to bite the bullet and make shwarama. Maybe on Mother’s Day when I get to pick whatever I want no matter what the picky people say. Otherwise I aim to make food that covers everyone’s likes, which is haaaard.
Make Spanakapita. One of my absolute favorite things to eat. And you might even have extra feta cheese leftover from the shwarma, which would be a bonus.
You can make spanokopeta (Ivspelled that wrong) or other spinach stiffed pastries with phyllo
I just check your blog on the web anyway, but would you consider adding a break to posts so it’s easier to scroll down to older posts? Your old site did that and I found it helpful when searching the archive, and for commenting on a post from a couple days ago (although maybe you’re trying to discourage that, lol).
To use up the phyllo, make cabbage strudel – so much butter!
https://www.thewednesdaychef.com/the_wednesday_chef/2013/09/andr%C3%A9-heimanns-hungarian-cabbage-strudel.html
My mom-in-law used to make baklava. Yours came out looking so nice. Love the presentation of that and the rest of your foods for the teen group’s dinner.
Thank you for all the work you put into these posts. I thought of you today when baking three Dutch Apple Pies for our parish’s elderly Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. You make prepping vast quantities of food look so easy!
For something sweet, Phyllo dough makes great Apple Strudel. For savory, it can be used in Spanakopita. Below is a link to a nice Apple Strudel recipe.
https://www.themediterraneandish.com/easy-apple-strudel-with-phyllo/
I am cool with your just moving on from our getting the emails now. Also, I didn’t have to click on anything to get the recipe cards; I just kept scrolling and there they were!
Probably an email with the links to posts that people missed would be good, Simcha. I just went ahead and caught up reading them all on your blog but it’s a good idea for others who may want that convenience.
I wonder if WP dropped the ball on my emails too! Hmmm.
Anyway, cutting the pomegranates up and letting other people pull out the seeds for themselves is BRILLIANT. You may have changed my life. Thank you.
It’s half the fun, right?
Surveying a bunch of recipes and then winging it describes approximately 99% of my cooking “from a recipe.” Or rather, surveying like three recipes and going from there.
I am apparently a very egotistical cook. Also, I would have loved to be in that teen group. I have never had homemade baklava.
Hey Simcha, I did notice that I wasn’t getting your emails and was going to figure out what happened but then life got insane here (we live in Sonoma County and had to deal with fires/evacuations) and I just never did. So glad to see you back in my inbox! I have been reading your stuff for years, like 2009 or something crazy like that. You are funny and honest and real and there’s just not enough of that on the Internet, in my opinion.
One question I have been meaning to ask… My husband and I only have four kids and often cannot manage to pull together a simple dinner even 6x a week, let alone the amazing food you and Damien prepare. We would love to be able to make more adventurous/delicious meals like you guys do. Any tips?
I try to make one new recipe a week, and all the rest is stuff that’s either very easy (hot dogs, chicken nuggets) or something I’ve made so many times, it’s become easy. So that would be a great place to start!