My gift to you today

O you may hear them say
That there’s no post today.

No screed about homeschooling
Or how the kids are drooling.

I gave you zero rants
About gin, trads, or pants.

I didn’t rend your hearts
Or mention any farts.

Does this make me remiss
Because I flaked like this?

No, nothing of the kind.
In fact, I strained my mind

And spent the morning crafting
A post that I’m still drafting.

It ran a little long,
But I’ll spare you the song

And dance: It was on Trump.
I tossed it in the dump.

You’re welcome.

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