Wait! Before you vote!

Here’s the most valuable advice you will receive all day:

Don’t forget to take the little “I voted” sticker off your shirt before you put it in the wash, or it will leave a mark.

 

Who am I kidding. It’s gonna leave a mark.

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7 thoughts on “Wait! Before you vote!”

  1. My kids have gotten alot of stuff. I’m not a Trump supporter. Neither was I a supporter of Hilary. But man… they hyperbole they’ve heard in school ‘Hilary wants to strip us of defense’ ‘Trump hates little children and wants to dump oil in the Great Lakes… they get scared.

    Its been a good time to remind them that we ultimately trust in God, not the president; and that the Union will survive.

    Everything isn’t great, and we shouldn’t be a polyanna, but we have true hope, and there is nothing the matter with exercising that hope.

  2. Just add “mi” to the middle of that sticker so it reads “I vomited today.”

    I’m surprised how peaceful I feel about the whole thing right now. Previous elections, I really hoped for one over the other and was nervously checking results, but this time they’re both awful, so, okay, God, your turn.

    1. Yes. God your turn.
      Caring too much probably gives you cancer. Which makes you somewhat responsible. He created the vast cosmos and I can’t even get to the socks or get my 2nd grader to care about homework. I hate that there is soccer practice tomorrow, I admit it . Oh well. My 7th grader got into the car yesterday saying “I can’t wait until the MAP TEST on Thursday!!!!” He is proof that none of this is my fault.

  6. RAAARRR!!!! IF YOU LEAVE THE I VOTED STICKER ON YOUR SHIRT YOU SHOULD GO TO CONFESSION YOU WILL STAND AT THE JUDGMENT SEAT ANSWERING FOR ALL THE STICKER MARKS ON YOUR SHIRTS YOU SHOULDN’T GET A STICKER IF YOU DON’T VOTE MY WAY ARRRGGHHH!!!!!

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