Behind the curve as usual, I’ve discovered a new game that was hot a few months ago: Scale Back a Book. You take a famous book title and just . . . take it down a notch. (Check out #ScaleBackABook on Twitter for plenty of funny stuff.)
Here’s what I’ll be checking out of the less-visited wing of the library no time soon:
A Tale of One City
The Adequate Gatsby
The Patina’d Testament and The Refurbished Testament
On the Shoulder (by Jack Kerouac)
To Intimidate a Mockingbird
Wuthering Hummocks
The Jungle First Draft
1983
The Sun Also Tenses Its Glutes and Hamstrings
The Mauve Letter
Misdemeanors and Written Warnings
The Viscount of Monte Cristo
Atlas Shifted Uneasily and Then Resumed the Position
Request for an Interview with the Vampire
The Third Sex (0r should it be The First Sex? Or The Sex 2.5? I can’t decide)
Thus Implied Zarathustra
and
Fleurs de Naughty
Whatcha got? And gosh, don’t you have a job or something?
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