Please just sell me a shirt

Hey, Land’s End? Hey, everybody who sells stuff? How about just . . .  selling stuff? I have money, and I want to use it to buy things. When I support a cause, I’d like to be in charge of that myself. I don’t want you to do it for me. I want to buy a shirt for its shirtiness, and nothing else. So maybe stop trying to sell me anything else, when you’re in the shirt business.

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