I finally got around to taping a note pad to the refrigerator, so people can let me know when we run out of stuff, and I can buy more. So this is what I get:
SALTED butter YES! pencil lead red beans Salted Butler Salted Butt you’re a butt -yes-
And here I thought that butt was the one thing we had plenty of. Also worth noting: some of these items are in my husband’s handwriting.