So, you’re a young, inexperienced parent

Betcha wish you were me, don’t you?  Nine kids, fifteen years of parenting under my belt, confident, levelheaded, never get rattled, never overreact, that’s me.

And that, my friends, is why my husband and I spent three hours in the emergency room with the baby last night, to come home with this official diagnosis:

On the plus side, I, um, oh.

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