SGNFP winners!

Thanks, everybody, for sending me the screenshots of your Amazon reviews!  It was a pleasure to see.  I now have  whopping 85 reviews for my book, 81 of which gave it five stars.  And this is just the e-book!  Wait until the print one comes out!  I can’t give away too much, but I have just three words for you:  “Scratch,” “and,” and “sniff.”

And now for the prizes.

THIRD PRIZE goes to David Singleton.  David gets a set of steak knives.  David may or may not actually want a set of steak knives, which I spent something like $2 on, and now I feel kind of bad about it.  It was late, and I was thinking about this:

SECOND PRIZE goes to Rachel LaPointe.  This is actually a good prize:  a set of five luxurious handmade soaps from Roots Soap Co. in Portland.  Rachel, I will put you in touch with the owner, Anna Cools, so you can choose whichever ones you like.

and FIRST PRIZE goes to Rebecca Salazar.  This is a set of two SGNFP pint glasses, a gift box of ridiculously scrumptious handmade bon bons from a local chocolatier, and maybe something to put in the glasses, like I don’t know what, like Tang or something!  Or something!

Thanks again, everyone.  I have sent emails to all the winners, so you can send me your mailing addresses.

P.S.  It’s our wedding anniversary today!  Happy day, D.  I love you.

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