Every once in a while, someone writes to me looking for advice about how to run a large household with thrift and efficiency.
Why don’t I? Because of things like this:
What? I had a dream. It’s going to be a bad scene, folks — the great ketchup famine of ’14. Be prepared! Plus, it’s not often that I come out looking worse than Mrs. Pig,
At least she bought all that ketchup on purpose. I, on the other hand, just suck at making shopping lists.
