i want to turn into a dog, but how?

I’m a pastor’s wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.Was George Washington brilliant or lucky?
Why do fat women like Tweety Bird?
I have to sit down blob.
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You don’t want to be in my shoe, my shoe.
Stallone in the dark;
Planet tushy.
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Beer is sabotaging my fat loss.
I’ll claw your eyes out.
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 God, God, God, else but God:
Accidentally whole bottle.
How to reply when your answer is stupid?
How to make gargoyle feet?
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Knock knock. Who’s there?  Never.
Victorian cats;
Buboes.
Get down, down, down; sit on the premium.
Superman unclothes
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Are there any non-dorky homeschooling parents?
Simcha Fisher gun-wielding butt.support+wife’s+stupid+ideas:
Lori Petty theme.
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Disney penis,
Outrageous mustache,
Simcha dog hero.
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Danielle feral,
Awful teeth,
Joke meningitis joke.
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Big fig newton,
X-ray monkey,
“Wonky tonky” meaning.
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Kosher condomes for ivf;
Mamamamamamamamamamamamamama.
How is being told your butt is abig a complement to a girl?
He is a chubby man.
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Simcha Fisher
Modesty debate.
I will make you fishers of pants.
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