Oh, Kentucky. So the moral of this story is: next time you go see your buddy next door and it turns out he’s already incredibly drunk (love the detail of “already” — as if it’s inevitable, but the timing made things a bit ticklish), that might not be the best time to start dickering over the price of a used lawnmower.
“One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”
He says his brother had a mark on his neck, where a knife was held. But Westmoreland’s loss was more permanent.
“They cut my beard and forced me to eat it,” he said.
I love the fact that it’s the News 18 BIG STORY. And I love, love, love how the guys says he believes in the “la-awwwwww.” And check out the mug shots of the two accused men! Oh man!
Now I’m ready for the weekend.
