Mad Jesus

Laughing Jesus

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Snappy kid talk

What is spillcock

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I have sit

I must sit down

Ha ha suckers

toilets blog

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Mark Shea butter football

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How to wet sitting down

Sit down joke

I need sit down

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frog brothers

pasty vampires

Hallie Lord the jerk

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Dear everyone,

Well, I did it again.  I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again.  I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out.  This poem was made up of search terms for my blog.  Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.

“Hallie Lord the jerk,” for instance, is not a statement of opinion — it’s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.

Sorry!