(and may I add that the difference between this guy and most other guys is that his tush is in front)
BEHOLD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:
(A true story — not about me, though.)
Woman: Hey, our 20th anniversary is coming up, and we have a little extra money. I was thinking it would be really practical, and kind of romantic at the same time, if we went out together and got replacements for all our old-worn out wedding gifts! You know, all the pots and pans and towels and sheets and everything that people gave us? We could really use new ones, and wouldn’t that be kind of romantic?
Man: Or we could get a motorcycle.
