Better late than never, eh? Sorry about no post on Friday. It’s a long, tiresome story full of technical details that I don’t understand at all. If you’re reading this, it means my brother fixed it because he is great. If you’re not, then it means that there is no reason at all for WordPress to be dominating the market the way it does. NO REASON AT ALL.
Here’s what we had last week.
SATURDAY
Birthday party! Pizza, ice cream sodas, birthday cake
Kid asked for a Wild West party for her 11th birthday, and I jumped at opportunity to not try and replicate some trademarked character. I got a bunch of cowboy hats from the dollar store, searched “player piano music” on YouTube, and set up an ice cream soda bar with a This End Up chair and a wooden shelf. My son was the bartender.
We also made a few “Wanted” signs for photo ops.
We also dipped some pretzel rods in green candy melt to make cactuses, which I understand were a big feature of the wild, wild west. They would have been better with some needle-shaped sprinkles, but all I could find was sugar crystals. I made a few with arms and stuck them on the cake.
Oh, the cake! A full week ahead of time, I thought, “I’ll get ahead of this for once, and I’ll get some cake mix now, and then I can make the cake whenever I have a chance, and freeze it.” So smart!
The night before the party, I finally had a chance, and guess what? It was three boxes of brownie mix. So I ran out to the store in the morning and bought three more boxes of cake mix.
And they were brownie mix, too. So my husband went out to the convenience store and paid, I don’t know, $11.99 each for three boxes of actual cake mix from 1992. And lo, there was cake.
The child had her heart set on a cake with the silhouette of a galloping horse wearing a cowboy hat. I was actually pretty pleased with the way the background turned out:
I took a picture before it was done, because I said to myself, “Self, you are about to wreck up this cake.”
The horse itself . . . well, you can see it has a hat on.
I stuck on some cactuses and Hanukkah candles (BECAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY CANDLES) and called it good.
We also got together a bunch of cards and poker chips, but when it came down to it, Sophia and six of her closest friends honestly just wanted to paint each other’s nails. And that’s what became of the wild, wild west.
SUNDAY
Hot dogs; chips, carrots, and dip; cheesy bacon bread; brownie sundaes
Sunday was the Superb Owl, and I completely ignored all of your delicious recipes and just made that swell
bacon cheddar ranch garlic bread again. No complaints! We had tons of leftover ice cream from the party; and for some reason, we had a lot of brownies in the house — like, six boxes worth — so we had brownie sundaes for dessert.
MONDAY
Beef daikon soup; white rice; brownies
This is where I start to question my dedication to my pre-planned weekly menu. Guess how many stores in our area carry daikon? That’s right, one. Guess how many daikons that one store had in stock? That’s right, also one. Guess how big that one daikon was?
That’s right, the size of a newborn child.
I followed the recipe in this very cool cookbook,
Cook Korean!It’s “a comic book with recipes,” and nice and easy to follow, very attractive (which is why I haven’t used it yet. The kids keep stealing it). Here’s the page with the recipe I used, to give you an idea of the layout:
Very clear and encouraging, full of neat little details.
The soup went together really fast. I made it on the stovetop, but kept it warm in the slow cooker all day. THEN, all on fire with TRYING NEW THINGS, I went ahead and tried making rice in
My Instant Pot.
The two pots, small, dark, and slow and big, shiny, and fast, sat together on the stovetop and looked at each other.
It was a little awkward.
“Now I am needed no longer,” thought the little black Crock Pot. “My pot is so little and this one so big! Perhaps they will give me up. Perhaps they will unplug me. Perhaps they will give me to the baby to fill with chewed-up fruit snacks and chewed-up legos.” It stood waiting and waiting. It felt glum and anxious and queer.
But the Instant Pot was like, “Get over it, crocky. You keep soup hot, I’ll make the rice, and then the kids do the dishes. Each to his own place, little brother!” And if you don’t believe it, you can come by my house and see for yourself, and then you can do the dishes, too.
It was marginally easier to make rice in the Instant Pot than it is to make it on the stovetop. It takes about the same amount of time, if you factor in the time it takes to build up pressure and the time it takes to vent it afterwards. (I LOVE VENTING STEAM, by the way. It’s just fun!) The rice turned out quite sticky, which isn’t a bad thing. It would probably be much better if I ever get around to making sushi. Here’s a pic, to give you the general idea:
The soup was yummy. It’s not a complex soup, but it’s quite nourishing, and the taste is pleasant, not too spicy or strong.
I’ll definitely make it again. Although the doctor says it’s idea to wait at least a year before trying for more daikon.
Boy, that joke just never came together. Ah, well.
TUESDAY
Pulled pork, fries, mashed butternut squash
Back to the slow cooker for pulled pork. This time I made it with a can of Coke and some salt and pepper. It’s never going to not be delicious.
Now, butternut squash is a pain in the neck. It’s a great taste, but I have the worst time peeling it. Everyone tells me to buy
one of these-type peelersto make it easier. But do I listen? No, I do not. So instead, I just hacked the two squashes in half and scooped out the seeds, chunked them in the Instant Pot on top of the rack, added a cup of water, and set it on “manual” for about 15 minutes. I let it do its thing, vented that sucker, and opened the lid to find squash that was perfectly cooked and that separated so obligingly from the skin, I wanted to cry.
I scooped the flesh away and mashed it up with butter, sugar, cinnamon, and vanilla. So good, and significantly easier than other cooking methods. Next time, I’m going to cook it for a shorter time, cut it into cubes, and then roast them. We’ll see how that goes.
WEDNESDAY
Bagel, egg, and sausage sandwiches
Nothing to report. I was mad about something, I forget what, so I didn’t make any vegetables.
THURSDAY
Grilled pretzel brat sandwiches; roast cauliflower
I got the idea for these sandwiches on one of those lists of “Grilled Cheese Sandwiches That Are Better Than a Boyfriend.” My husband and I agreed that we’d definitely rather have this sandwich than a boyfriend. The recipe calls for cutting the pretzel in half to make the two “bread” pieces of the sandwich, but that seemed like it would lead to heartache, so I just used two pretzels for each sandwich.
I let the frozen pretzels thaw completely, then made sandwiches from pretzels and muenster cheese, and fried them in butter just enough to brown up the pretzels a bit. Then I put them in a warm oven to let the cheese finish melting. I put sliced, grilled, smoked brats, mustard, and sauerkraut on the table, and let people make their own combinations.
Check it out:
It’s ridiculous, I know. But don’t you want some, right now?
Because brats and cheese and sauerkraut wasn’t farty enough, I also cut a head of cauliflower into florets, tossed them with olive oil, salt, pepper, and paprika, and roasted them in a shallow pan in the oven. Then I blasted off to the moon and didn’t come down until the next day, where I found a Facebook message reminding me that I am vulgar and should be ashamed.
So far, that method has not worked, but I guess you can keep trying, Jacinta.
The sandwiches were very good, and so was the cauliflower.
FRIDAY
Instant Pot macaroni and cheese, salad
I do like homemade mac and cheese, but it somehow fills the entire kitchen with gummy pots and pans. So I looked up a mac and cheese recipe for, you’ll never guess, the Instant Pot. I found this one from Copy Kat, but I made a few changes. Here’s my recipe:
Put in the IP:
two pounds of raw macaroni
eight cups of water
two tablespoons of hot sauce
a good squirt of mustard
Set IP to manual for four minutes.
Get distracted by public radio, hear pot beeping, forget how to work it, decide you might as well vent it now.
Look on in horror as IP sends plume of greasy orange water at the ceiling.
A frothing, foaming, white-hot plumy, greasy, geyser of orange water, and it goes on,
and on,
and on,
and on,
and on.
Finally it stops. Gingerly open the lid, stir up the macaroni.
Discover that the Monterey jack has gone moldy.
Add eight cups — well, seven and a half cups. The baby has made off with a handful of cheese — of shredded mozzarella and a cup of milk. Forget to add butter. Add in a bunch of salt and pepper.
Mix well. Pour into casserole dish, forgetting to butter it first. Spread buttered bread crumbs on top, put in 350 oven until top is toasted.
SUCCESS.
It tasted at least as good as the kind with lots more steps, and it was way faster. And it did not fill the kitchen with dirty pots and pants. The ceiling . . .
well, you can always wash the ceiling.
And that’s what became of the wild, wild, wild wild wild west.
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This post was so much fun! Food and laughter.
And bravo, Simcha’s brother. Wrestling with WordPress is not for the timid or impatient. (Brothers are such nice things to have around, aren’t they?)
I had a distressing encounter with a butternut squash this week . . . it did something bizarre to the skin on my thumb and I vowed never to buy one again.
I suppose I should be ashamed to be defeated by a vegetable, but really I’m just relieved!
Now I know why the pilgrims ate so much winter squash: because it’s one tiny step up from STARVING TO DEATH.
Yes indeedy, the internet has had a deleterious effect upon my cooking. I have a burned pan that I need to attend to as I type.
I love homemade mac n’cheese too but have decided that it’s one of those things that should be deemed too dangerous to master. ( I can’t unlearn beer battered fish tacos or pounding, breading and frying meat )Just looking at the photos makes my fat cells swell.
My three youngest will eat the Trader Joe’s box variety. My husband and I order the delicious kind as an appetizer at our favorite restaurant. It makes us feel a little bit dirty.
Oh, –and your site is still blocked as of 9:00 pst. I got here by clicking on a link under a tweet, but if you Google, or cut and paste the same web address it doesn’t work.
Maybe Trump has hired some Russians to hack sites that hurt his feelings.
My old bookmark link didn’t work, but it had an “s” with the http and removing that got me here. So I replaced the old bookmark and it seems to be working.
Never change. Ignore the discouraging messages. I laughed so hard and I really needed it.
Loved the cake, that background is gorgeous. The cacti made me think of weightlifters for some reason 😀 but the whole thing looks great.
As far as cooking: well, I made some white bean and vegetable soup with chicken broth last Sunday which lasted me several days. It was “clean out the refrigerator soup” and those are usually pretty good. Not sure what I’m going to do this week yet.
That is a beautiful cake! My skills in baking/decorating are pretty much zero.
Our meals this week:
Saturday: Chipotle chicken sandwiches. I decided I would have been perfectly happy with the meal had I purchased it at a restaurant, but the amount of effort put into cooking it was a bit too out of proportion to the (perfectly pleasant!) taste to think it was worth it to make again.
Sunday: Buffalo chicken dip, plus a frozen pizza so we could pretend that we weren’t actually just eating buffalo chicken dip for dinner. The pizza mostly went uneaten.
Monday: Slow cooker chipotle chili. It was so, so good! Definitely the best chili I have ever made. I used this recipe with almost no changes, except only one pound of ground beef because 2 lbs of ground beef in chili recipes always seems so wasteful to my frugal self, and I used one of those tubes of ground chorizo instead of Italian sausage. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/237576/slow-cooker-chipotle-chili/?internalSource=hub%20recipe&referringContentType=search%20results&clickId=cardslot%202
Tuesday : I used the recipe you shared a while ago for gochujang bulgoki! We quite liked it, so thank you for helping me expand our cooking horizons somewhat with these unfamiliar ingredients.
Wednesday: Burgers with candied bacon, goat cheese, and green chiles, and a side of crispy potatoes. This is one of our favorite burger recipes to make, and I love that it sounds fancy but Aldi makes it totally affordable. Our Aldi recently started carrying brioche buns which are very nice.
Thursday: We went out to happy hour at Old Chicago, which is one of the best deals around. With the addition of a 25% of coupon we got in the circulars, it was $30 including a decent tip for a beer each for myself and husband, a big plate of Italian nachos, a plate of beer sausage onion rolls, and an order of cheesy garlic bread for the toddler (who will only eat it if I pick off the cheese…sigh.)
Friday: Another damndelicious winner, cheesy enchilada rice skillet: http://damndelicious.net/2014/09/17/cheesy-enchilada-rice-skillet/
That cookbook looks awesome!
Your area must be almost surrounded by daikon shields…
Yay! Another ceiling stain! Lol! I have never used the word “farty” before but I will today, by golly!